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Ok that's it.......stand well back......




Pooch this is for your own good...........



You know we love you really but Spring is getting the better of you!













S---Q------U------I-----R-------T-------!!!!!!!!!!
(Soda syphon aimed straight at the 'over excitable' bits)







S-----P-----L-----A-----S-----H----!!!!!!!!!
(A whole bucketfull of cold water drenches the pooch.)




Now poochy, you just sit there by the fire and get dry and any more
and well we'll have to plonk you bum first into the ice-bucket again
remember last time....it shrivelled up like a chipolater?

That should stop his ears flapping, and anything else!!!

I will just go and find a pussy to play with then!

I think that ice might be needed now bunny!!!

Where's your broom cupbaord, puppy?

Can you castrate dogs?

One bucket of ice on its way......

Last chance Poochy........

And they say a man's best friend is his dog..

Well I have been out with some right dogs in the past....

and you wonder why poochy is eyeing your leg up!

Oh..I don't know......

;>)

JS, I'm surprised you're not a bit more flattered that Pooch had clearly missed you more than you realized. Poor Doggo! He was only exhibiting his enthusiasm at seeing you had made it to the new establishment. Now look at him! Shivering in the corner and his plate of cake reduced to goo as a result of the soda syphon. Please make up with Pooch, JS. He was only being friendly.

I'll leave them to it I think, have a great evening all
and sees you tomorrow!!

:>)

Bye Bye Bunny... (Hey illiteration, my English teacher would have been proud!)

Afternoon Cilla,

How you feeling? Me be cruel to the wonderful dog... never!
Come here my good and faithful dog and let me dry your ....

Oh, no!!! Well it was the right idea, JS and you certainly put a smile on his face.

I'm off out to a Reception somewhere 'grown-up'....hopefully collecting another prescription-required dose of drops on the way. See you folks tomorrow.

Oh dear, lost again. I can feel a horse pie coming on of they don't start performing soon.

Sorry! Can you please alter it, if its not too late. I made a mistake. I meant (W) not (E/W) in my post above for Moscow Flier.

hehehehe :-)

hi all have being away holiday etc and ??

Old socs i am in your neck of the woods staying at the old White House and every night i will be in the Fez Club so if you want a good night out pop by and ask fo HT,s table having a great time being here since last friday like to see the slow build up then whooos monday night tuesday morning .
Ps where is that old mut GD.

PPs i am in my red pontiac so dont jump out in front of me cheers to all and lets al pick some more winners

HT.

Ok Guys and Girls, here is the list of bets, now I need to work out the winnings

Wednesday - 3:15 Cheltenham

Name	Selection	Bet	Total
Spaceman	Moscow Flyer	500 WIN	0
jeffmack	Moscow Flyer	500 WIN	0
chocolat	Azertyuiop	250 E/W	1,594
Socrates	Well Chief	500 WIN	0
daves dazzlers	Well Chief	500 WIN	0
fundamentalist	Azertyuiop	500 WIN	0
jj50	One Way	250 E/W	0
stockbunny	Central House	250 E/W	0
Priscilla	One Way	250 E/W	0
little willie	Kaddaran	250 E/W	0
optomistic	Well Chief	250 E/W	0
Dil	Venn Ottery	500 WIN	0
Lambykins	Cenkos	250 E/W	0
Steph	Azertyuiop	500 WIN	0
Photomad	Moscow Flyer	500 WIN	875
compoundup	Moscow Flyer	250 E/W	0
STORMCALLER	Moscow Flyer	250 E/W	0
Golddog	Azertyuiop	250 E/W	875
DocProc	Moscow Flyer	250 E/W	687
gardyne	Moscow Flyer	500 WIN	1,594

Ok Guys and Girls. Here are the runners for the third race in the Cheltenham Tipster Competition. Thursday 3:15 Cheltenham 1 1112-11 Baracouda (FR) 10 11 10 F Doumen A P McCoy 2 4-22241 Crystal d'Ainay (FR) 6 11 10 A King R Thornton 3 453111 Emotional Moment (IRE) 8 11 10 T Taaffe B J Geraghty 4 11-F20 Exotic Dancer (FR) 5 11 10 Jonjo O'Neill 5 24-2211 Inglis Drever 6 11 10 J Howard Johnson G Lee 6 6334-3P Knife Edge (USA) 10 11 10 Jonjo O'Neill 7 031-612 Korelo (FR) 7 11 10 M Pipe 8 1133F1 Rule Supreme (IRE) 9 11 10 W Mullins 9 211F0-5 Sh Boom 7 11 10 Jonjo O'Neill M A Fitzgerald 10 4-01553 The French Furze (IRE) 11 11 10 N Richards B Harding 11 2R2313 Westender (FR) 9 11 10 M Pipe 12 6-04202 Yogi (IRE) 9 11 10 Thomas Foley

Thursday - 3:15 Cheltenham

Name	Selection	Bet	Total
Spaceman	No Selection	500 win	1,250
jeffmack	Baracouda	500 WIN	1,250
chocolat	No Selection	500 win	1,969
Socrates	No Selection	500 WIN	468
daves dazzlers	No Selection	500 win	0
fundamentalist	No Selection	500 win	0
jj50	No Selection	500 win	0
stockbunny	No Selection	500 win	0
Priscilla	No Selection	500 win	0
little willie	No Selection	500 WIN	0
optomistic	Rule Supreme	250 E/W	468
Dil	Korelo	500 WIN	0
Lambykins	No Selection	500 win	0
Steph	No Selection	500 win	0
Photomad	No Selection	500 win	2,125
compoundup	No Selection	500 win	968
STORMCALLER	No Selection	500 win	968
Golddog	No Selection	500 win	1,250
DocProc	No Selection	500 win	1,655
gardyne	Inglis Drever	250 E/W	2,844

Can't see any horses for Thursday :-(