Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers .......
>
>"Hello".
>
>"Mrs. Ward, please." .........
>
>"Speaking."
>
>"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When
>your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
>from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which
>one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
>
>"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
>
>"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
>other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your
>husband's."
>
>"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
>
>
>"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
>one time."
>
>"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
>
>"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
>somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
>with him."

Chocolate ok bos?

That's all very well chocolate but how the hell do you play it?

Asked around in the office and the general consensis is that a few good licks with the occasional suck should hit the right note.

very quiet in here today.........

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Just got back from the probation service and ive been awarded my community service.
Anyone care to take a guess?????

If they know you, it certainly won't be investment advice. I have seen your tips. Could it be mucking out Duncan Fergusons' stable (what a donkey).
Alan

alan, i'm not a fan of big dunc , but, he did do something most of us would love to do ........catch a burglar in the act and give him a good kicking. after what happened to us recently , i am extremely jealous.
after many frantic phone calls we are doing much better on the cornet front, very nearly got a full band for sunday now!!

If you need a guitarist or a pianist (yes thats pianist and lets be absolutely clear, nothing that sounds similar), I'm your man. Especially if you give me time to write numbers on the keys!!!
Alan

al, there's quite a few with a musical bent on these bbs. we should have a session and put a few songs together, maybe perform at the next mam day as the house band. we could call ourselves................(can't be arsed thinking of anything really witty.)

How about MAMS Athiest Tabernacle Choir.
And with that, Goodnight.
Alan

is that your best, al? well, at least you thought of something, i've got brainblock at the moment.

Well Scrip's got this thing about karaoke right now (bless)
You've been warned, bos :S
Now I know you'll be up for it tomorrow - it's a well known fact that anyone who can blow can hum.

Oh and you've got all day to come up with something better than that Alan. MATC just doesn't roll, does it.

I got 200 hours working in a

Suits you, Sir

Blimey, I typed suits you in google images and look what appeared befory my eyes!!!



I like the yellow one best.

The big question though, Wilbs.
200 hours and a fine for your crime.
You said you were defending your family. Was it worth it mate? Would it stop you doing it again.
Bear with me if its a stupid question cos I don't know what you did, and I don't want to appear insolent!!
Alan

It was def worth it. The person in question wont go near my ex and my kids now cos he thinks im some kind of lunatic. I must be to some degree cos I post on here. He is doing community service for other things but has not showed up and is gonna end up inside soon cos my probation officer is also his and he has had enough of him now.
One of my favourite sayings 'good things come to those who wait'

Would I do it again??
Under the same curcumstances I would think about my actions first but if my kids got hurt then I would do what I had to to protect them.