Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

wilbs

Keeping it away from a more important thread, it must be about 30 years since anyone called me spewitt or chewitt.
primary school humour never really changes, does it?
Night night all.
Alan

why are penguins just piss funny??? great post wilbs.

Thanks bos.
Whats this blinger's problem Al?
Another alias from the ADVFN joke yard no doubt.
WASMFSAJFO!!!!
(BET YOU CANT GUESS WHAT THAT STANDS FOR)
wilbs

Im now off to do some shopping.

While your at the shops, Wilbs, a packet of pork scratchings for me. (that should slow the little bugger down).

I mentioned apple sauce and that made the bugger go faster!!

went to the mam trader's day yesterday. i thought it was a really good experience and had a cracking day. met some of the north west traders and they are all mad as cheese. al, i think you would have enjoyed it. it was also very weird putting faces to names and took me a while getting used to being called "bosley". (then again, i've been called far worse things in my time!!) i was very impressed with ruth and shogun's live trading. even though they didn't actually trade it was good to see the discipline of not chasing trades in action.

What a match.

didn't see the game, al. sounds like it was a good 'un.

Stll can't work out what Peter Crouch is for. 6'7" and he is beaten to the header by Michael Owen (5' nowt)!!

that's cos mr owen can jump, whereas mr crouch wears some kind of magnetic boot, like the ones the prisoners wear in "face off", (great film).

His name says it all. He cant jump cos he's Mr Crouch!!!

well, today went quite well all things considered. we managed to find the players we needed and all went smoothly, even the last post. wilbs, have you and jimmyb finally decided to come together? new poster on seo thread called willib5. just wondered......

Iv'e been away all weekend ,just got back ,looks like your right bos wilbs and myself have been amalgermated .

amalgermated. Isn't that something a dentist does to your teeth?

my robbing bastard dentist would have charged a couple of grand to do that!!!!!

I went to the dentist two weeks ago and told him I had an abcess, was in pain and needed anti-biotics.
He told me I had an abcess, was in pain and needed anti-biotics, before emptying my wallet of huge sums of cash and holding my credit card to ransom.
Wish I could get a job like that.

how do you change dentists nowadays? have things changed? mine has started finding really expensive stuff wrong with my teeth, a filling here and there doesn't do it anymore.