Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

ME TOO!!!!

did you watch "unforgiven" last night? ages since i saw it last and i'd forgotten what a good film it is.

No. Took one look at the title and thought it must be one of those docudramas, what the wife thinks about me.
Alan

just having a butty.



can't beat a couple of nice baps!!

Now I fancy a couple of those - I was going to have a nice Caeser salad - but a couple of bacon butties looks like they might be replacing it now.

Baza

Caerer salads replaced by a nice COUPLE of baps...........HMMM.........There's a joke in there somewhere about "et tu Bruti", but I really can't be arsed looking for it.
Alan

proper grub.

rabbit food

no contest, baza

Hey I'm still cooking mine.

See. A proper bacon buttie contains all the essential requirements from the three major foodgroups, fats, proteins and black crunchy bits. Without any of this nonsense about vitamins and rubbish like that.
Food group of the Gods.

alan, you're missing a vital ingredient.

There's nowt like a bit of bacon on some nice warm baps.

Ah, that gets lumped in with the over-riding food group of donner kebab, king of proper British foods.
Speaking of which, I just got a mildly offensive and somewhat racist joke on my mobile, but I daren't put it on here cos they'll ban me!!

alan, send it me then.

hiya chocolat. i had a feeling you would show up. last night i said "furry muff" and there you were, today i mentioned "a couple of nice baps", and there you are again!!!!! but you are quite right, nothing like hot meat between some nice, warm baps pushed together....... do you want some creamy mayo on your baps, too?

Too much detail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bos,
Post sent.

That was just a coincidence last night whilst I was looking for the right banana, bos. I already had some mayo thanks - you should see the mess I made trying to lick it off.

So bored I've got my guitar out and started to learn "Cool for Cats" By Squeeze