Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Met Bryan Adams in the British Club in Abu Dhabi. Didn't know who the hell he was, I was just talking to the most drunken person I've ever met as he lolloped onto me and almost fell off his bar stool, while dribbling into the bowl of peanuts on the bar.
Suddenly two great huge men in black suits physically picked him up and litterally carried him away. 15 minutes later I saw them push this same guy on stage, and he gave a fantastic concert.
Great musician, but can drink faster than I can breathe!!!

don't complain mickey. we did "teddybear's picnic" yesterday..........at a rememberance day concert!!!!!

well, if we are playing name dropping........ i once did a gig with the houghton weavers!!!! yes, that's right!!! the houghton weavers

My daughter has me play "Streets of London", cos shes learning it in school choir.
Got me own back though. I'm teaching her to play "Paint It Black".

On name dropping, while in Abu Dhabi, I met the one and only Andy McNabb. And I know his real name. I met a couple of others from the Bravo-Two-Zero troop, and there wives too!!

I did a gig years ago when the drummer got so plastered he fell backwards of the stage taking half his kit with him. I nearly wet myself and so did all the punters. At another gig a young lady in a low cut dress was bobbing up and down when her left tit fell out. It was lovely. I seen it all, drunks, more fights than I care to remember women and all and of course the odd jump in the back of the groups van. I am a big Bryan Adams fan, like Springsteen as well. Live misic for me.

MS

I can smell something funny here.....

That thing needs to clean it's teeth.

MS

You talk about my cousin like that again micky then you will have me to deal with.

Wilbs
is that picture a relative of Osama Bin Llama?

Bush cant wait!!!

Not him Al, your thinking of the otter one.

Here are his parents when they first got together.
Bless.

What are you lot like.
I really think it's about time you lot got a proper job, typical men far too much time left on your hands.
Why not try and do something more constructive like emptying the dishwasher, sweeping up or even try the ironing.I'm sick of telling Alan to shout at the fillipino to get my chores done.
H

Well H, if you women were more like these two (or should I say 4) then maybe we men may just help out a bit more.

I ain't going for plastic surgery to be made uglier, with smaller boobs, just to look like that, Wilbs.
H

Al said you are a hard worker H. Ive got this mental picture of you in my head.

And also one of Al.

Close wilbs but bigger boobs mate (big Baps)
However the 2nd picture is a very good resemblence of alan, But he doesn't need the post.
H

Why is that H? Is he good at limbo dancing?