Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

How's the BB-Band coming on then?

it's not. we split up due to musical differences. alan and mickey want to play bryan adams songs and i would rather use a cheese grater on me nob. maybe there's a compromise, we could do springsteen instead .

have you licked all that cream from your baps?

Guess I did - had to use my fingers in the end though.

Just looking for a cheese grater.
I'm sure I've got one somewhere.

choc - could well be, I'm still debating if pappa smurf is of frog origins

aw come on!!! don't say things like!!! now you've got me imagining all kinds of things..........

Surely that's irrelevant, exp?

forget about the cheese grater, please. that, i don't want to imagine

Over to you, bos

Choc - Well you see the crazy frog has a cock, so if a smurf is some breed of frog it'd make the newt looking one be the odd one out as cosk less... Having said that the frog and smurf are famous so would be the newt anyway....

The elephant has confused matters further though

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thank you.

You wouldn't catch me with one of those, bos - a girlie could get her fingers rasped.

I can see where you get your excellent stockpicking qualities, exp.
And I shouldn't let an elephant get in the way.

found this while looking for a painful cheese grater image. this must have hurt so much.

ouch

Blimey I'm hungry again

chipolatas?

:(

shame. and you have such lovely buns. how could you run out?

indulge yourself.

Oh wow.
Where to start..