Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

choc - could well be, I'm still debating if pappa smurf is of frog origins

aw come on!!! don't say things like!!! now you've got me imagining all kinds of things..........

Surely that's irrelevant, exp?

forget about the cheese grater, please. that, i don't want to imagine

Over to you, bos

Choc - Well you see the crazy frog has a cock, so if a smurf is some breed of frog it'd make the newt looking one be the odd one out as cosk less... Having said that the frog and smurf are famous so would be the newt anyway....

The elephant has confused matters further though

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thank you.

You wouldn't catch me with one of those, bos - a girlie could get her fingers rasped.

I can see where you get your excellent stockpicking qualities, exp.
And I shouldn't let an elephant get in the way.

found this while looking for a painful cheese grater image. this must have hurt so much.

ouch

Blimey I'm hungry again

chipolatas?

:(

shame. and you have such lovely buns. how could you run out?

indulge yourself.

Oh wow.
Where to start..

well........where would you start? would you dive straight in, or would you take your time, gently holding the glass while your tongue starts licking the shiny red cherry?

Blimey, this thread has turned into an adult thread in the night. Is it over 18's only and do you have to subscribe?

Very nasty red screens for me this morning. Glad I'm going out and missing it all. Unfortunately I would rather visit the dentist than sit around for hours in the local DVLA office while they find someone who can be bothered to transfer my plates to my new car. Miserable idle sods. A 10 minute job will take about 3 hours!!
Look after my shares, guys.
Alan

where do you buy curtain hooks?

curtain hook department signed fishing

you figure it out

lol

the dead