Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

chipolatas?

:(

shame. and you have such lovely buns. how could you run out?

indulge yourself.

Oh wow.
Where to start..

well........where would you start? would you dive straight in, or would you take your time, gently holding the glass while your tongue starts licking the shiny red cherry?

Blimey, this thread has turned into an adult thread in the night. Is it over 18's only and do you have to subscribe?

Very nasty red screens for me this morning. Glad I'm going out and missing it all. Unfortunately I would rather visit the dentist than sit around for hours in the local DVLA office while they find someone who can be bothered to transfer my plates to my new car. Miserable idle sods. A 10 minute job will take about 3 hours!!
Look after my shares, guys.
Alan

where do you buy curtain hooks?

curtain hook department signed fishing

you figure it out

lol

the dead

hiya dead. it's on the list of things for me to do, left by my girlfriend. what a great way to spend my day off................trying to find f**king curtain hooks.
must be getting cold out there in deadland?

no in fact its getting pritty warm

lol

im sitting on a few warm coals just now hope they turn into a rageing fire pritty soon

ah!! so you went down , then. i believe it's pritty warm all year round down there. does everyone get a trident , a pointy tail and some horns , or is that just for the bigman?

no grate issue

Yoo looks like it might do a bounce

BPRG has had a rough couple of days - but might just have stabilised - hopefully before climbing back up

Baza

Shoulda looked at the BBC thread when I started it Baza!!!!
My one and only good call and look at it now!!!
Alan

What a boring day , time for one of these i think.

Should have done bbc a couple of weeks ago me thinks - good call Alan

I have just received a super power point presentation - but perhaps a bit too saucy to put on here

Any one need cheering up - just let me know

Baza

We all need cheering up, mate, but my home PC doesn't have powerpoint! (go on, call me a tightfisted cheapskate, everyone else does)
Alan

Well - all I can say Alan - is that you are missing a treat - a very pleasant treat at that

Its days as boring as these that could drive a man insane.
I've just been explaining that to my friend, the purple unicycle riding elephant, and he agrees with me.
Still, I'm kept going by the words my father said to me while rattling the bars of his cell when he was arrested for a political offence (he broke into the local conservative club) ; "Don't blame the dog, son. You trod in it".
I only ever remember that of him, and his dying words, of course; " Don't bugger about with that gun, son. It's loade.................."