Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Oh wow.
Where to start..

well........where would you start? would you dive straight in, or would you take your time, gently holding the glass while your tongue starts licking the shiny red cherry?

Blimey, this thread has turned into an adult thread in the night. Is it over 18's only and do you have to subscribe?

Very nasty red screens for me this morning. Glad I'm going out and missing it all. Unfortunately I would rather visit the dentist than sit around for hours in the local DVLA office while they find someone who can be bothered to transfer my plates to my new car. Miserable idle sods. A 10 minute job will take about 3 hours!!
Look after my shares, guys.
Alan

where do you buy curtain hooks?

curtain hook department signed fishing

you figure it out

lol

the dead

hiya dead. it's on the list of things for me to do, left by my girlfriend. what a great way to spend my day off................trying to find f**king curtain hooks.
must be getting cold out there in deadland?

no in fact its getting pritty warm

lol

im sitting on a few warm coals just now hope they turn into a rageing fire pritty soon

ah!! so you went down , then. i believe it's pritty warm all year round down there. does everyone get a trident , a pointy tail and some horns , or is that just for the bigman?

no grate issue

Yoo looks like it might do a bounce

BPRG has had a rough couple of days - but might just have stabilised - hopefully before climbing back up

Baza

Shoulda looked at the BBC thread when I started it Baza!!!!
My one and only good call and look at it now!!!
Alan

What a boring day , time for one of these i think.

Should have done bbc a couple of weeks ago me thinks - good call Alan

I have just received a super power point presentation - but perhaps a bit too saucy to put on here

Any one need cheering up - just let me know

Baza

We all need cheering up, mate, but my home PC doesn't have powerpoint! (go on, call me a tightfisted cheapskate, everyone else does)
Alan

Well - all I can say Alan - is that you are missing a treat - a very pleasant treat at that

Its days as boring as these that could drive a man insane.
I've just been explaining that to my friend, the purple unicycle riding elephant, and he agrees with me.
Still, I'm kept going by the words my father said to me while rattling the bars of his cell when he was arrested for a political offence (he broke into the local conservative club) ; "Don't blame the dog, son. You trod in it".
I only ever remember that of him, and his dying words, of course; " Don't bugger about with that gun, son. It's loade.................."

Yep please Baza, a good cheer up is definitely the order of the day.

I will need your email address (via MAM) chocolate - as I cant post attachments via MAM.

Baza

> >I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
>>been
>> > >dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>> > >
>> > >There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her
>>beautiful
>> > >younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
>>wore very
>> > >tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
>> > >
>> > >She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
>>always got
>> > >more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be
>> > >deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
>> > >
>> > >One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
>>check
>> > >the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
>> > >whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that
>>she
>> > >couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to
>>me just
>> > >once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
>> > >
>> > >Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
>>"I'm
>> > >going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
>>fling, just
>> >
>> > >come up and get me."
>> > >
>> > >I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
>>stairs.
>> > >
>> > >When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw
>>them down
>> >
>> > >the stairs at me.
>> > >
>> > >I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
>>straight to
>> > >the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
>>my car.
>> > >
>> > >Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside,
>>all them
>> > >clapping!
>> > >
>> > >With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
>>"We are
>> > >very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
>>ask for
>> > >better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>> > >
>> > >And the moral of this story is: .......
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >Always keep your condoms in your car...you never Know when it can save your Day.