Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

That's nice i arrive and everyone goes , i'm getting those paranoid feelings of persecution again .

Im still here wilbs.
I like the pic of battyboyman and robin. He even has a red breast.

your not paranoid jimmy, loads of people say you are behind your back.
Everyone must have gone for Dinner.
H

Why, what did they say??
jimmy.
I mean wilbs

Jimmy ,is that you ,

Afternoon H

yes it is wilbs. Howz it going??
wilbs

was it something for the ladies day, today, or sumfink?

jimmy
We haven't spoken for ages how are yer, me old cotton.

I've just had a couple of thoughts (in very slow handwriting)
The first;
I put a joke on here earlier about a frenchman and nobody at all has raised even the slightest issue with me about racism. If I had written the joke not with a frenchman but with a .............................?
If thats a bit too heavy for this thread thought two was;
I really enjoyed my Weetabix this morning, and the best bit was, as always, the milk mixed with sugar and bits of cereal at the bottom. So tonight I tried to make exactly that. Milk, sugar and a few bits of crumbled cereal, and it tasted like shit. Hows that work, then? Whats that all about?
Alan

Alan - Your beer money drama is a true classic, keep it up mate i reckon this is one of the funniest posts I've seen in a long time!!

Essex girl and Irish man took up at a bar on their first date for a drink and start chatting. The Essex girl notices that the Irish man has a big letter L on his left foot and a big letter R on his right and asks the irish man why.
Irish man replies well being a bit thick the L tells me left foot and R right foot so I don't get me boots on the wrong feet.
Essex girl replies OHHHHHHHH, then 5 minutes later starts laughing.
Irish man enquires why are you laughing and the essex girl replies "I've just figured out why I have C&A in the back of me knickers".....

Good one, explosive.
I shall try to offer regular instalments of my hunt for the Beer Monkey, because ,sad as it may seem, I belong to a bunch of people who do discuss this fellow, as if he were a real creature and not (you'll like this bit) an anthropomorphic personification of a medical condition.
Sad, isn't it.

No mate I think its absolutely great..... Still giggeling and the boys will love this in the morning..... Shame I can't bookmark page 125 on this thread. Anyway I am all for the adventures of Beer Monkey hunting, bye bye Harry Potter the real deal has entered the room!!

Can you lot shut up!! Im trying to watch the Take That story on ITV!!!
You cant get no peace round here.
jimmy

Wilbs - Take That, really!!! Erm why, desperate house wives is on the other side...

Jimmy - Wilbs whoever you are

Alan

Right then, I'm off for a drink, to freeze me nads off and talk shit with what ever forms of life I meet..... To infinity and beyond.....

PS. In light of the beer monkey visits please advise if theres a repellant i can use to prevent his visits!!

Im totally gobsmacked!!!
I cant belive Robbie aint in take that no more!!!
Im deeply shocked.
I suppose nekt you lot will be telling me Elvis is dead!!!!
What a day.
explosive
wilbs
Alan
jimmy
bos
driver
Who am I??
Sorry, im saddened by robbie.

The five that was.



Then four....



Now no more.....




im ahora lejos a mi cama porque im tristes,

hasta mana,

wilbs

hasta la vista, baby!!