Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Sent it, explosive.
I know its meant to be mildly funny, but please don't laugh. I am a sensitive soul.
Alan

And what about the rest of us?

chocolat,
Lets see what explosive thinks. He can play editor. If he thinks it worthy of inclusion on this esteemed thread, I will post it.
Hows that for a compromise!!
Alan

I can confirm that the offer has been turned down, the board are considering a hostile take over of (TTYT).

MIT is smaller than TTYT. Surely it should be a reverse takeover. Can't be an MBO cos this place is unmanageable and none of us have any brass.
Rights issue, anyone?
Alan

Scuse me - we don't need brass.
We can do a Phoenix on the taxpayer.
No-one will ever notice.

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!

You swallowed a filling, sequestor?

There is sad, and there is sadder, this thread must be the saddest,
what a bunch bunch of cretins,

Now dont anyone even think of responding !!!!

Baza

Oh blimey - that's us bunched then

Don`t bother , wallow in the trough, one look was enough

YUCKKKK!!!!

Whats occuring, Baza? What response? Whats happening?
Alan

Leave you to wallow, happy fellow

I thought blinger was seq ,,and i was pleased to see him back , but he just can't stop abusing people ,even on our own thread, ,seq this is a good thread give it time ,,but keep up just a bit of your rudeness or it wouldn't be you.

Coming soon from The More Intelligent Thread (MIT)

Sorry chocolat, but the editor hasn't been on. He is obviously stupified by the banality, unoriginality and outright poorness of what he has read. Poor man is too traumatised to even tell me how bad it was.
You'll have to make your own up!!
Alan

Don't know why but all the M&A talk on this thread is reminding me of the "Crimson Assurance" short film by Monty Python.
Alan

alan, publish it and be damned!!! i'm sure it will be up to the usual quality of post on this thread........the beer monkey has visited all of us at one time or another.....unless you've never been drunk.
i think the sleep fairy paid a visit last night. one minute i'm reading me book , next minute , it's 6.ooam and i'm waking up on the couch with neck-ache and freezing cold and wondering if i can get another hour in but this time in bed. bloody neck's going to be sore all day now.

Only one cure for that, Boz.
You need rubbing down twice a day, with a hot woman.
Alan