Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

if ever there was a summary of the nowt thread members , this was it.....

"The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: a disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke and tell indelicate stories--and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures. The results of the habit are: loss of memory, loss of virility, loss of cheerfulness and loss of progeny. "

uncanny in its accuracy, impressively articulate and leads damningly to only one conclusion......we are all wankers............... and proud of it!

chocolat, i'll be humming that all bloody night , now!!!

Thank you for that brief precis, Boz.
It all starts to make sense in the cold hard light of the morning.
Still it was a normal Friday night in this house, so I did well to even read it given the way our guests were dressed and the noise of the pneumatic sex toys in the background. Not surprising I could hardly conccentrate.
Alan

ain't no shame in the one-handed game!!!

ONE handed, Boz. Is it a cold morning round your way????
Alan

yes, alan . one handed. i need the other hand to do other things.........

Decorating again??

had my first curry since i was 19 last night. not having much fun today at work!!! i even asked them to go easy on the ring-burn, but they didn't think that was funny.....

You got some of these handy?

ahhhhh. luverly.

Deleriously happy. The wife has just informed me that the picture above is like the contents of her shopping bag today, and more importantly...................the Leeds Utd result!!!!

Alan

if youre looking for a saints fan to wind up read Scripophilists comments on the betfair thread today :-)

mmmmmmm choccie in a jar

fundy, i believe it spreads well and tastes great..........;)
astounded by ruud's goal. i didn't know he had talent and could actually score from outside the box!!!

Oh indeedy

Oh yes

Off to find the nutella

is that your idea of a dirty protest?

Lerve the pink feather, by the way.

sorry for intruding - but keep em coming choccie

Goos Morning, Scrip.
I'm not one for gloating, but I read an earlier post on here and must say............

Yeeeessssss, Oh Yes, YYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!
Alan