Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

goooood morning, campers. where is everyone?

I'm here.
Tired, bored, fed up and miserable, but here.
Don't know why. Its just one of those days when I feel so apathetic, but I couldn't care less about it anyway.
Alan

Just chilling

I was here last night bos ,,
so that's what you look like chocolat
alan ,pull your self together,not like you to be so doom and gloom ,if you want a sob story ,i have a really bad one to tell.

cheer up , alan. just think, when you start the day feeling like that, it can only get better!!.
re-post this just cos it's piss funny

oooooo a beer, the remote control and a spread pussy..............heaven!!!

Don't you love how funny penguins are when they walk?
Got a feeling my garden will look like that by Friday. Love the snow. It makes my garden look as nice as anybody elses on the street.
Alan

i hear that, alan. a couple of inches of snow and no one can tell it's really an overgrown jungle. looks every bit as nice as the neighbours', with their helicopter pad decking and nicely trimmed, manicured lawn.......

The grass is halfway up our Kitchen window. I was going to mow the lawn in Autumn, but then I thought, Sod it. Let the guy in the flat downstairs have a turn.
Alan

Snoew - is that that white powdery stuff u get up north - haven't seen snow for years down south !!! - famous last words

Baza

Haven't got a clue, Baza. You tell us. What is SNOEW?

is that how it's pronounced down south?

Bit early to be drinking baza !!

Come on then Fellahs (and ladies).
Who is losing in the investment game, and therefore on course for the "Golden Pigs Ear" award for the NOWT threads most inept investment performance?
Alan

(one of us must have been daft enough to have shorted VOG and be down by about 3 quizillion percent).

erm......

We'll take that as Boz being the first bidder for this prestigious award.

829 at the moment. and falling fast. only one trade showing a profit. beat that!!!

Easy 928 falling fast and showing no profit , i am actually going to win the whole thing outright, i just can't be bothered with the monthly game..

Rumour has it that Papalpower5, current leader, is gutted that he will have to lose about a quarter of a million to get anywhere near the Golden Pigs Ear award, the one they all want to win.
When you think about it, the Champions investor league should be renamed the investors UEFA cup, because this one is the real goal, the real champions league.
Alan