Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Prize for the largest loss over the 3 months:

There is my current graph. Alan you 'v got to have some simple rules

Can't beat that, mate (yet).
Anyone got a better one?

We'll just have to trust each other not to pi55 it away on stamp duty and trading costs. Its only for fun cos PP05 has won the real one already (and we all have a sense of humour).
Never thought anyone would take it seriously ;-)
Alan

To start the game you can make trades today to get your account back to cash,,as some will have good positions open ,these trades won't count towards your weekly count of 3 . That starts this afternoon when you have all cash in the account..

I know how to win this ,,just trade as i normally do in real life.

I have 84 252 in cash ,,going for my first big f... .p,,,, i mean trade.

Errm - although I registered last time, I never actually got started :(

Do I get to pay a forfeit already?

I dont know - one simple misspelt word - and I become the but of the thread - you wait til I show the miisus the photo you put up of her - its much better than the real photo.

I dont think I will join your game - having dropped from 20th to 743 in a week - on current form I will walk it - so leave it to you lads to see how you get on - anyway - I have every intention of winning this months - now where is the next VOG

LOL

Baza

Baza if we see the next VOG on here ,we'll all be rushing to short it !!

Gosh I'm feeling bubbly tonight.



Yesss

Evening all..

OK evening me - Alan read the beer monkey,,,,,,,,,,,, erm hopefully the second edition will have more boys stuff in it like, women (with large breasts), action, guns and explosions with a cool classic car chase as the beer monkey hunt comes to another (big breasted womans) climax!!!!!!!! Maybe the scene could be set in the outback and the hunt goes walkabout batteling the monkeys disciples of doom!!

Yep, now can't wait!!!

On to tomorrows game ,,what has got really good results so i can short it ..

chocolat, i had me big kango out this afternoon. think of the fun you could have had with that!!!! ;)

It's not pink, bos.

New thread created

https://www.moneyam.com/InvestorsRoom/posts.php?tid=8994#lastread

Three men are sitting in a room smoking cannabis.

After a few spliffs they run out of gear. One of the men stands up and
says, 'Look, we've got loads more tobacco, I'll just nip into the
kitchen and make one of my speciality spliffs.' Off he goes into the
kitchen where he takes some cumin, turmeric and a couple of other spices
from the spice rack, grinds them up and rolls them into a spliff. On his
return he hands it to one of his smoking partners who lights it and
takes a long drag. Within seconds he passes out.

Ten minutes go by and he's still out cold, so they decide to take him to
hospital. On arrival he is wheeled into intensive care. The doctor
returns to his friends and asks, 'So what was he doing then? Cannabis?'

'Well sort of', replies one of the guys, 'But we ran out of gear, so I
made a home-made spliff.' 'Oh' replies the doctor, 'so what did you put
in it?' 'Um, a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a couple of other
spices.' >>The doctor sighs, 'Well that explains it.'

'Why, what's wrong with him?' demands one of the men.
The doctor replies, 'He's in a korma

soz, try this one , then....;)