Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

chocolat, i had me big kango out this afternoon. think of the fun you could have had with that!!!! ;)

It's not pink, bos.

New thread created

https://www.moneyam.com/InvestorsRoom/posts.php?tid=8994#lastread

Three men are sitting in a room smoking cannabis.

After a few spliffs they run out of gear. One of the men stands up and
says, 'Look, we've got loads more tobacco, I'll just nip into the
kitchen and make one of my speciality spliffs.' Off he goes into the
kitchen where he takes some cumin, turmeric and a couple of other spices
from the spice rack, grinds them up and rolls them into a spliff. On his
return he hands it to one of his smoking partners who lights it and
takes a long drag. Within seconds he passes out.

Ten minutes go by and he's still out cold, so they decide to take him to
hospital. On arrival he is wheeled into intensive care. The doctor
returns to his friends and asks, 'So what was he doing then? Cannabis?'

'Well sort of', replies one of the guys, 'But we ran out of gear, so I
made a home-made spliff.' 'Oh' replies the doctor, 'so what did you put
in it?' 'Um, a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a couple of other
spices.' >>The doctor sighs, 'Well that explains it.'

'Why, what's wrong with him?' demands one of the men.
The doctor replies, 'He's in a korma

soz, try this one , then....;)

baza, you've let your standards drop with that one.

Does it come with a battery, bos?

looks manually operated to me......

Morning campers. Hi-De-Hi..............

I've just set up a countdown clock on my desktop to countdown to my holidays.
How sad is that?
Alan

morning

Just been on the SEO thread (i only get in once a week) had to go through 200 posts maybe,, pure entertainment ,it actually made me laugh out loud .

long on seo and short on bprg . should see me to victory.

I got it all wrong. Hugely up and rising.
Alan

Just gone short 84 200 on NLR ,looks like it could really lose me some serious cash !!!

Short and it's ticking up nicely ,could lose 4 to 5 k by the end of the week.

Its only getting worse. At this point I look like I could be challenging PP05. ;-)
Alan

Crickey al ,tell me what you've bought ,i'll buy it for real.