Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Watch out

Mummy Mummy , do they put up xmas decorations in Vietnam ?? ...not usually dear but i hear they may be hanging Glitter this year ..

They will be chocolate penguins then

Loadsa

Bit quiet on here today .

Well i didn't lose much money today . Where is everyone ?? ,

jimmy, lost a bit more today . my short on bprg is really kicking in. 902 and falling. great stuff.

Nice one bos , i'm short on NETeller ,it should go up tomorrow.

I just had a thought , if someone new came on moneyam for the first time ,and visited this thread looking for general discussions on investing , ,they would think it was a looney bin ..

Funny that, jimmy - I'm short on nutella too.

So I'll have a nice big juicy plum instead

chocolat, fancy a banana to go with those ripe plums?



i've pulled the skin back for you :)

Mmmm - I do like to caramelise them



Need a little something

there's always cream after a good browning

There goes that cherry again.

blimey!!!! how many times can a girl lose her cherry?

If i log on to this thread at night ,do i have to pay a pound a minute ???

Thats about my rate of loss on real shares, so I am exempted.
Alan

By the way. I knew it would be a quiet day, so I've been up all night trying to write the worlds funniest ever joke (nod to Monty Python, there) based around Jonathan King, Matthew Kelly and a glittering career, but I just can't get it right.
Suggestions welcome.
Alan

I like that one about Gary i posted earlier alan ,nobody appreciated it ,i was most hurt ..

I passed it on. I liked it. I've been working on loads around the theme of Do you wanna be in my (chain) gang, I'm the leader of the gang (bang) and such like. None funny enough yet for the picky buggers that come on here.
Also considered Gary being short of change and calling Michael Jackson to ask if he could swap a ten for two fives and the mathmatical conundrum of how many times 59 goes into 15 but I ain't there yet.
Alan