Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Well i didn't lose much money today . Where is everyone ?? ,

jimmy, lost a bit more today . my short on bprg is really kicking in. 902 and falling. great stuff.

Nice one bos , i'm short on NETeller ,it should go up tomorrow.

I just had a thought , if someone new came on moneyam for the first time ,and visited this thread looking for general discussions on investing , ,they would think it was a looney bin ..

Funny that, jimmy - I'm short on nutella too.

So I'll have a nice big juicy plum instead

chocolat, fancy a banana to go with those ripe plums?



i've pulled the skin back for you :)

Mmmm - I do like to caramelise them



Need a little something

there's always cream after a good browning

There goes that cherry again.

blimey!!!! how many times can a girl lose her cherry?

If i log on to this thread at night ,do i have to pay a pound a minute ???

Thats about my rate of loss on real shares, so I am exempted.
Alan

By the way. I knew it would be a quiet day, so I've been up all night trying to write the worlds funniest ever joke (nod to Monty Python, there) based around Jonathan King, Matthew Kelly and a glittering career, but I just can't get it right.
Suggestions welcome.
Alan

I like that one about Gary i posted earlier alan ,nobody appreciated it ,i was most hurt ..

I passed it on. I liked it. I've been working on loads around the theme of Do you wanna be in my (chain) gang, I'm the leader of the gang (bang) and such like. None funny enough yet for the picky buggers that come on here.
Also considered Gary being short of change and calling Michael Jackson to ask if he could swap a ten for two fives and the mathmatical conundrum of how many times 59 goes into 15 but I ain't there yet.
Alan

Alan - work really must be slow !!!!

951 now , short on DOO and CSR they are both going up ,, could really lose some good money today , i'm hoping to get under 80k by tonight.
This is harder than it looks ,now if it was my real money it would be easy !!.

Someones taking the p1$$ here.
I've managed to lose over 1500 this morning and I've only dropped a couple of places!!
Alan

Al you have a lot to lose , go for something with a wide spread like DOO , and obviously go the wrong way !!