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Cheers Max, what do you recon on the 20-day SMA! Intuitive, or misleading!

Grim / not Max but Bob

- 20 dma - OK leave it in for a while - lets see
- 2 days AHL NAV higher - lets hope it is sustained
- Share price lower thou today - do not know why ?

"he who lived in hope and surely died of despair"
This will be my epitaph - I think

Not any more you wont Bob, cos now every time your aware of a little hope entering your thoughts, you’ll merely push them to one side and move on, besides, they do say that you should be careful what you wish for, I’m now at a stage where I have just about lost all hope in all things, except my own judgement!

This is better, AHL up 0.76% yesterday, to close at $1.1558 for the week, still some way to go before we can expect our share price to fall back in line with this crucial index, the market is all too aware that one bad week from Pandora and we’re right back in ‘redemption city!’

"our resident rouge trader" seems to have been lucky with the ingredients he has cast into his black box. Lets hope his magic spell mends some broken hearts. #:0)

Morning Bob,

Not so sure about our Nick’the’Timmy-Boy’Leeson, he’s so far up his own arse his eyes have turned brown, no, Ravi’s the one, he’s our main man now, I recon he’s just starting to feel his feet with that bitch Pandora!

Ah, the old 'bear-trap' eh!

Does Ravi have a foot fetish - is Pandora a sexy female or what ?

Dont think so Bob, Ravi is Ravi Chafri, Man’s newest co-head of foreign exchange at AHL, its systematic managed futures manager.

‘Pandora’ is grim’s name for AHL’s complex algorithmic black-box, due to the hellish nature of its software running around inside the thing, Timmy-boy (T Wong) is frightened shitless to take the lid off, lest he creates a storm that cannot be undone.
I’ve ironically named it ‘Pandora’ after a certain young lady who was more than happy to take the lid off her particular black-box!

Grim - let me get this right -
Timmy can not open his black box because he would be frightened and shit less in a storm, but Pandora did open her black box and was more than happy.
I think I've got it now ????????

great to hear that.

hmmm........ !

Grim - No offence intended, do you seriously think bringing that chart over here is going to change anything mate? At the present time it is just as fxxxed as it was over there, or am I missing something?

Fair point Mr Carson, no I don’t expect it to change anything especially not short term, but I like charts and I think this chart demonstrates quite clearly how AHL’s performance has ruined the company value of this stock.
You mention something as being ‘just as fucked as it was’, admittedly the sp trend is delaying any pull from AHL value, but as I’ve mentioned in previous posts, if AHL continues to creep higher, my EMG share price will have to break-out of it current trend in support of company value sooner rather than later, and I wouldn’t expect that move on the 24th of July!

Fairplay grim :O)

FAO: Ravi.

Grim thinks its time to switch Pandora to virtual running lads, she does not have the ability to smartly ‘about-turn’ if this recent euro jobby takes off, so if you’d like to kick the plug off the wall we’ll get the electrician to wire you back up and running for next Wednesday.

Time to think outside the box!

grim

There you go Ravi, I trust you heeded grim’s wise sentiment yesterday, and didn’t let Pandora run headlong into the Euro with short intent!

No! Of course you didn’t, you’re not an imbecile like Timmy-boy are you, you stood your ground and told em straight, ‘grims right… lets not throw away all our recent hard work, just because nobody here can rewire a 13 amp plug’!

“The euro jumped nearly 2 percent, oil prices surged and world stocks rallied on Friday after euro zone leaders agreed on measures to cut soaring borrowing costs in Italy and Spain,…”[1]

reference [1] http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/06/29/uk-markets-global-idUKBRE84F0AQ20120629

Our share price suggests that AHL took on big hammering last Friday!

-3.6% for Friday nice one Ravi! Of course you know best, don’t listen to this idiot grim, he’s just a simple fuck!, well what can I say except it looks like you’re a complete waster as well as that chimp-boy Wong!

All that work! All that fuck'n work!

I wouldn’t put any of you fucks in charge of a wheelbarrow!

Redemption city it is then Pete me old pal!

Which part was it of my post 42 you didn’t quite understand?

Was it the ‘virtual running’ bit! Or perhaps the removal of the plug from the wall socket! Or was it truly a case of ‘I couldn’t give a monkeys fuck, cos it aint my dosh I’m chuckin away!’

Tell you what though pal, grim aint gonna forget this little heap of wanton criminal neglect for some time to come, I’m looking for you pal, come the next AGM, “your gone!”, out the door you wont even have time to clear your desk!

Bob Diamond today, Peter Clarke tomorrow!