Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Nice one baza .

Got a conundrum thats been keeping me awake.
A mate and me were talking about physical attraction and wondering how any woman could ever find a bloke attractive. I said that if I were a woman I would have to be a lesbian, and he told me that that indicated I had gay tendancies!!
The night finished about 3 seconds later with him in a pool of blood, but how the hell can I argue that one?
Alan

robbing bastard dentist strikes again!!!

Ouch

Cracked the competition for worst investor. My PC has been down on me most of today so I couldn't trade, adn because of this I lost almost 1500.
Gonna try the same stunt tomorrow, of not trading, just sitting on my hands and letting 'em fall!
Alan

I went up by 950 pounds today ,i had a short that went wrong, can't seem to lose any money this week..

down today to 917. i've got a new strategy in place, i think this is going to work......

thinking about taking up cycling.....

I've been trying to work out was is missing from this thread, so I've been reading all the others, and I know what it is now!!
What all threads have, except this one, is posters giving an opinion, followed by an insult to someone else on the board (or a bit of nasty slagging off) thus inviting other people to insult them back!
Right, I'll start it off.
OPINION: Jo Brand is the sexiest woman on telly

RANDOM INSULT: Ian (MAM) is ugly and his Mum dresses him funny

Right. Off you go, guys. It'll be like a normal thread in no time at all.
Alan

Em, your talking from where the sun don't shine.........scumbag.

How's that?

HEY............. Feels more like a normal thread every minute!!!

Don't get too excited just yet.



Well done footsie bunnie ;)

Er, chocolat, it's christmas soon. Easter was in April.
Alan

Yeh....AND???

I'll just get me coat then.................

i don't get it.

oh yeah i do. went blonde then for a minute!!

You did well for 8 minutes then.

yeh but no but yeh but nooooooooo i wasn't sat there staring at it thinking i just don't get it honest i wasn't i was looking at other stuff too so there!!

Bos ,,Al , you will never believe this ,i made 9500 profit on MFI this morning ,,i had bought it because i thought it would go down ,, i'm now back up to 89k , ,i think i'll try to lose my real money ,,i'd be a millionaire !! ..