Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Fed up. I'm even crap at being crap. Life sure is a bummer. Still its a sight better than the alternative!!
Alan

LOL. Can't sort out how to post my graph so you two must have the brains!

Don't worry Al ,iv'e been really crap for real this month and crap at being crap. now even i'm confused .

correction, optomistic. Jimmy and I share the thread brain cell this week. It can be your turn next week, as long as you look after it and find a buddy to share it with.
Alan

How do you find a buddy who is on my level :-(

Go on Yell.com and search under Rampton. Thats how I found Jimmy!!

i was with bos and wilbs ,in the same dorm.

dum de dum de dum de di, i'll pop down town with my tune. should be in there in no time. CV. Must be mad but able to type...picking stocks is easy. Any idiot can do it....... I'll find a partner :0)

Fancy seeing you here opto ;)

eee, them wert days, eh, jimmy! oh we 'ad sum fun in that there dorm room.

Well guys. I aint around tomorrow as we cremate an aged relative. So look after my shares, people, and I look forward to reading your witicisms, observations and insults over my Friday night night cocktail of meths and hair conditioner.
Alan

Hello Choccie, I'm having a night out. Met some lovely people...I think!
Bit on the crazy side possibly :-0) ?

Alan - I will look after your seo shares for you - bound to go up whilst you are away celebrating the life of your relative.

Baza

Don't believe it i've made another 7k today ,,, i think i am seriously going to have to think about trying to lose my real money ,because at the moment i seem to make huge chunks every day that i try and lose ,,,Monday anything that looks like going up i'm shorting ,,and if it's looking bad i'm buying , ,,,thanks Champ Invest for making me realise how to trade..
Now i'm going to put in an order for that Pagani Zonda ,i think it's a Modena phone number....

There it is fantastic !!!

Another pic of bos

driver, uncanny resemblence!! like looking in a mirror!!!
anyway , my cunning plan has fallen on it's arse. i stuck the lot on seo, and guess what happened today? unbelievable!!

Celebration over.
Another aged relative packed off with something approaching dignity. Well it looked like dignity if you viewed it from the right angle.
Tomorrow, I go back to the Northeast, for the dubious pleasure of watching Newcastle v Villa, and the rather more certain pleasures of corporate hospitality. By this time tomorrow I will have grown substantially in girth, and have shrunk in my hosts estimations, due to the combination of a free bar and a cordon bleu buffet.
I have a special Sunday delivery of Andrews Liver Salts and Antacid tablets, arriving by freight train.
To all who have braved the MAM xmas party, I wish you as much fun as I will have Saturday, and that you feel as shit as I will on Sunday.
Alan

alan, corporate hospitailty? oh dear!!! booze tastes soooo good when it's free. let me know when you wake up on sunday and i will bang a drum next to your head :)

Thanks Bos, but its the job of the beer monkey to sit in the corner of my bedroom and gently wake me up next morning by throwing paving slabs at my head.