Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

How do you find a buddy who is on my level :-(

Go on Yell.com and search under Rampton. Thats how I found Jimmy!!

i was with bos and wilbs ,in the same dorm.

dum de dum de dum de di, i'll pop down town with my tune. should be in there in no time. CV. Must be mad but able to type...picking stocks is easy. Any idiot can do it....... I'll find a partner :0)

Fancy seeing you here opto ;)

eee, them wert days, eh, jimmy! oh we 'ad sum fun in that there dorm room.

Well guys. I aint around tomorrow as we cremate an aged relative. So look after my shares, people, and I look forward to reading your witicisms, observations and insults over my Friday night night cocktail of meths and hair conditioner.
Alan

Hello Choccie, I'm having a night out. Met some lovely people...I think!
Bit on the crazy side possibly :-0) ?

Alan - I will look after your seo shares for you - bound to go up whilst you are away celebrating the life of your relative.

Baza

Don't believe it i've made another 7k today ,,, i think i am seriously going to have to think about trying to lose my real money ,because at the moment i seem to make huge chunks every day that i try and lose ,,,Monday anything that looks like going up i'm shorting ,,and if it's looking bad i'm buying , ,,,thanks Champ Invest for making me realise how to trade..
Now i'm going to put in an order for that Pagani Zonda ,i think it's a Modena phone number....

There it is fantastic !!!

Another pic of bos

driver, uncanny resemblence!! like looking in a mirror!!!
anyway , my cunning plan has fallen on it's arse. i stuck the lot on seo, and guess what happened today? unbelievable!!

Celebration over.
Another aged relative packed off with something approaching dignity. Well it looked like dignity if you viewed it from the right angle.
Tomorrow, I go back to the Northeast, for the dubious pleasure of watching Newcastle v Villa, and the rather more certain pleasures of corporate hospitality. By this time tomorrow I will have grown substantially in girth, and have shrunk in my hosts estimations, due to the combination of a free bar and a cordon bleu buffet.
I have a special Sunday delivery of Andrews Liver Salts and Antacid tablets, arriving by freight train.
To all who have braved the MAM xmas party, I wish you as much fun as I will have Saturday, and that you feel as shit as I will on Sunday.
Alan

alan, corporate hospitailty? oh dear!!! booze tastes soooo good when it's free. let me know when you wake up on sunday and i will bang a drum next to your head :)

Thanks Bos, but its the job of the beer monkey to sit in the corner of my bedroom and gently wake me up next morning by throwing paving slabs at my head.

Anyway, Bos. The wife isn't invited to the bash, so Sunday morning in this house will almost certainly include unneccesarily aggresive vacuum cleaning, very loud music and an inordinate amount of hammer drilling to put up one little picture.
Vindictive little sweetheart isn't she.
Worse still, she is spending Saturday shopping with my teenage daughter as an act of revenge.
I will be carrying out plastic surgery, though, by removing the credit cards from her purse!!
Alan

Al, credit cards ,two girls shopping ,,doesn't sound good to me ,,you'v done things all wrong ,,you should have given them a store card for Peacocks .

We got a Harvey Nicholls in Leeds. We're posh we are. I went in and asked the assistant to show me something for 20 quid. She showed me the door.
Ever since the wife got her mitts on a credit card I've been living in abject poverty, striving to meet the ever increasing demands of the Halifax.
It's no joke anymore. I tried to tell her they do some lovely things in those shops where everything is magically priced at 1, and it will not be too much of a strain on my teenage daughters mathmatical ability, but she insists she needs a warmer coat than they sell.
On the plus side, I'm not married to our sales directors wife who has just spent 300 on a coat.
300!!!!! I get dressed for about 10% of that!!
Alan

Well I never! Guys, don't listen to him. I'm not after a new coat, I'm after A coat. I Dont possess one at all, and it's bloody freezing.
He drives round in a jag and all i'm asking for is a 40 coat!!!!
Believe you me, he will wish he wasn't going to football tomorrow.I will make him suffer now, the Bxxxxxx.
H