Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

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Looked at the thread, now looking at the tip!!
Alan

hey!! nice bins!!

Just re-read my earlier posts, written while my mood was as dark as the inside of a cows bum, and I've gotta say, I've turned into one of those miserable old farts I promised myself I would never become.
If anyone hears me say it was better in my day, or I start wearing my tie over the top of a handknitted jumper or tank top, with a sports jacket to keep me warm, shoot me. Twould be an act of kindness, really.
Alan

Whats a matter with miserable old farts I'm sure I'm one and proud of it, and you get your own parking.

Hey I'm a crack shot, me

Alan ,,i'm surprised at your earlier post (just got home) , being with social workers ,,i'm thinking of the frumpy type ,25 hair up and horn rimmed glasses ,maybe even librarians , smearing me with food ,force feeding me,and making me confess to all my problems ,,oooh suit you sir ..

Do you like a lady with frumpy shoes sir,, do you..

chocolat, is that a pic from the mam xmas do? someone needs a back, sac and crack wax!!!

You try telling Bullie that, bos.

any volunteers?

Quiet on here this morning.
Has everybody rushed down to the registry office to apply for a "civil partnership"??
;-)
Alan

noooooooooo. just gone into the top 20 monthly chart. so disappointed!!!

Morning bos , i lost a lot of real money on BFC last week when they came back to the market , iv'e just made another 9000 pounds profit in the game shorting it,,i swear ,,what does a man have to do to lose money !!!

No make that over 11000 pounds !!!! i'm number 3 ,,,,i'm telling you i'm going to try and lose my real money ,i'll be a millionaire this time next year..

Edit ,,,it says iv'e gone from 877 to 133 ,there must be a mistake ..

Now make that 18.5k up since last week ,,unbelieeeeeeeeeeeeeevable..

Now a profit of 22000 pounds ,however i'm out of the top 250 thank god ,,i was down to 79 k at one point ,i might have to go like a spoilt child and say i'm not playing.

Beware chaps, with the Xmas party season upon us; this warning needs to be
taken fairly seriously...

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females
use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting
men.The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost
anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps, and in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman
needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless
against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to
perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never
normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy
memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just
a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life
savings,in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship".

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd
enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of
servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by
the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.