Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Jimmy opens the floodgates. Post your categories and nominations here.
You may rest assured that all ideas will be taken on board and as soon as we leave harbour, will be tossed over the side.
Special services to Jamie Oliver award to chocolat for the food posts???

blimey!!! alan, did i win summat??
i can't believe this. 11 in the monthly tables. shameful. i don't know what to say i'm so embarrassed. and it was going so well.......
good idea on the awards thing.
my category would be..... award for the most looked forward to posts..........

i nominate...

jimmyb, ( well i did look forward to them for a while but he's gone all sensible and soft now).

another hotly contested category would be ...... award for the biggest tease

nominations are:

chocolat, for making more food double entendres than nigella
H, just for sounding horny (soz , al)
chrissie, for promising to do a strip if moi got to 2p


any other nominations?

I'll nominate Alan "hewittalan6" for filling in all the bouring gaps where RNS's have been short, best comical poster on this site. Also "Shamona" should get a mention for quality of posts, accurate information and telling it how it is...

Jimmy,
In the category "most looked forward to posts" I wish to nominate the one coming soon from blinger to say "oops. might have got it wrong on that SEO thingy", or the one that is winging its way here from PM1 that says, "actually, guys, I might have exagerrated a teeny bit".
I am really looking forward to those two.
Alan

Hi Boz !! I should sound horny, it's my job, satisfying you perverts on 0906 RUDE TALK. Be sure to guve me a call now, it's only 1.50 / minute.
H

My nomination for funniest post this year still goes to THOSE penguins. I laugh just thinking about them.
The "Abraham Lincoln - theres nowt on the telly, lets go to the theatre tonight" award for worst idea (possibly this century) goes to Bos for his investment in BFC, though I ran him close with my backing of YOO. Oh and BRY. Yes, and SEO at 30p. Okay, okay, JRVS as well. Yes, I know, ITR was probably a bad idea, too.
Okay, I give in. I'll award it to myself.

Yes i know i forgot NOP among my list of this years disasters. Don't rub it in!

Yes, I know I forgot to add NOP to this years list of disasters. Don't rub it in!

Who's gone soft

Quite the reverse, Jimmy. (ooo-er matron)

Disgusting.........more, more, more.

Mmmmm. Very quiet on here now. A little bit of introspection going on is there? I am having supper while checking this and masticating as I read post 2951, which i think is probably the current front runner for post of the year.
Alan

Can't imagine why you think I only think about food



Just trying to decide on the best place for this.

chocolat, a few places spring to mind ;)
ah , jimmy, ain't nuffink going soft after that post!!!
alan, please gimme some credit!! i never bought bfc. i did buy kms, (now bust), mv sports, ( now gone), and pcm at 16p, (now 0.00000000000000000000000000012p). anyway, hope you had a good masticate.

bos
Wrong again Pmc .000000000000010 not .000000000000012 a multi bagger in the making ask Al.

Oh good bos. You any good at interior decorating then?



Fluffy bubbles - what d'you reckon...on top of the telly?

This threads getting to feminine.

driver, thanks for that. i stand corrected. and thanks for reminding me of madeleine stowe, mmm.
chocolat, i think you should take your pink fluffy lamp and your pink fluffy bubbles and.....

bring them over to my beach house where i think they will look wonderful scattered on the floor! hmmm

fantastic iv'e just lost about 10k in one go ..