Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

All hail Dave the horse.
Dave the horse for Prime Minister.
We are not worthy of sharing a thread with someone who can plan his investments with such meticulous foresight.
Other than that he really pisses me off. I can't win because PP05 has that won sewn up and I can't lose cos of Dave!!
Gonna have to think of a new version of the contest that means I've got a chance!!
Alan

Sanity restored.
Dave the Horse has not achieved the holy grail of duff investing. Its the site thats got it wrong again. The 3.30pm update shows him over 4000% up this month, which would have meant him finishing last month at about 186.62.
Now that would be class!!
Alan

foale - 08 Dec 2005 15:29 - 509 of 510
A big thank you to "dave the horse"
for letting us know how many are playing...
roundabout 1039...I am assuming

see this months leaders...

If you are there...how did you manage to
turn 100,000 to 4000 so quickly

Its taking me far longer than that :-)
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IanT(MoneyAM) - 08 Dec 2005 15:30 - 510 of 510
foale,

A slight problem with the league which will resolve itself after its next refresh in about an hour
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Alan it seems there is a problem ,maybe dave's not as good as we think!!

Bloody amateur, in fact Bos.
Alan

NEWSFLASH: FIRST CASE OF BIRD FLU REPORTED AT DISNEY

just in case anyone was wondering what to get me for christmas.......



thanks in advance......

I can see something's missing from your kit, so I'll be rustling up a few of these



for your stocking.

Be sure the stocking is the correct leg size

Ask Alan about stocking.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
>where:


:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-) and
>
:-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ar*se

(__!__) a fat ar*se

(!) a tight ar*se

(_*_) a sore ar*se

{_x_} a swishy ar*se

(_o_) an ar*se that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ar*se

(_X_) leave my ar*se alone

(_zzz_) a tired ar*se

(_E=mc2_) a smart ar*se

(_$_) Money coming out of his ar*se

(_?_) Dumb ar*se

Edited uout the emooning bit - it did not work

Alan ,,someone puts a war thread on the BB and you abandon us, how about this ,,the SAS ,now come back ,all those intelligent discussions won't do you any good..

Aw, Jimmy.
I was just starting to enjoy the lively debate over there.
Still, its a crap thread. Theres no naked women!!
Alan

i think the union jack is ruining their camouflage....

chocolat, nice legs!!! can't see any breast , though :(

yes bos you'd never spot them there would you ,i'll have to nip up to Hereford and tell them where their going wrong..

Bos,
I've heard some distressing news form Old Trafford.
Ruud has reported to sir Alex that he cannot play at the weekend without a cortisone injection.
On hearing this Rooney has threatened to go on strike unless he gets a new car as well.
:)
Alan

Bos

I presume you are not ex-forces, so can be forgiven for calling the Union FLAG the Union Jack!

Pedants privilege.

Nam

S'okay to call it the Union Jack, Nam.
What looks like a desert to you and I is actually a very small rowing boat, cunningly disguised by the SAS to look like a desert.
Since its on a boat, it is okay to call it the Union Jack.
Alan

Al

You need a camel in the photo, but where would you stick the staff for the Jack?

Nam

(ship of the desert, geddit?)

Nam

Course I got it. Its just such a bad joke it gave me the hump.
(Hump - camel - geddit?)
ENOUGH ALREADY. This thread deserves much better humour than this rubbish.
Alan