Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

NEWSFLASH: FIRST CASE OF BIRD FLU REPORTED AT DISNEY

just in case anyone was wondering what to get me for christmas.......



thanks in advance......

I can see something's missing from your kit, so I'll be rustling up a few of these



for your stocking.

Be sure the stocking is the correct leg size

Ask Alan about stocking.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
>where:


:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-) and
>
:-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ar*se

(__!__) a fat ar*se

(!) a tight ar*se

(_*_) a sore ar*se

{_x_} a swishy ar*se

(_o_) an ar*se that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ar*se

(_X_) leave my ar*se alone

(_zzz_) a tired ar*se

(_E=mc2_) a smart ar*se

(_$_) Money coming out of his ar*se

(_?_) Dumb ar*se

Edited uout the emooning bit - it did not work

Alan ,,someone puts a war thread on the BB and you abandon us, how about this ,,the SAS ,now come back ,all those intelligent discussions won't do you any good..

Aw, Jimmy.
I was just starting to enjoy the lively debate over there.
Still, its a crap thread. Theres no naked women!!
Alan

i think the union jack is ruining their camouflage....

chocolat, nice legs!!! can't see any breast , though :(

yes bos you'd never spot them there would you ,i'll have to nip up to Hereford and tell them where their going wrong..

Bos,
I've heard some distressing news form Old Trafford.
Ruud has reported to sir Alex that he cannot play at the weekend without a cortisone injection.
On hearing this Rooney has threatened to go on strike unless he gets a new car as well.
:)
Alan

Bos

I presume you are not ex-forces, so can be forgiven for calling the Union FLAG the Union Jack!

Pedants privilege.

Nam

S'okay to call it the Union Jack, Nam.
What looks like a desert to you and I is actually a very small rowing boat, cunningly disguised by the SAS to look like a desert.
Since its on a boat, it is okay to call it the Union Jack.
Alan

Al

You need a camel in the photo, but where would you stick the staff for the Jack?

Nam

(ship of the desert, geddit?)

Nam

Course I got it. Its just such a bad joke it gave me the hump.
(Hump - camel - geddit?)
ENOUGH ALREADY. This thread deserves much better humour than this rubbish.
Alan

Bloody hell where's Bhunt..

Answers on a postcard to Jimmy.....
;>)

(WoW) WOW what an ar*e.

( )
*
Bunny bum and tail
;>)

edit - opps need to stick my tail back on LOL