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I have a regimented routine for treating my bum every morning, Winky.

















































I send him out to work.

:o)

That must explain why chavchester united are out of the game{no golden balls about} all those free kicks in the last 10 mins !

Was you at the bridge last night.

LOL Hilary ;>)
Morning all how are we all today?
happy, bouncing and bushy tailed????

Somebody has just sent me a whole string of measurements in sq. metres and I have to convert them to feet and inches. What is the calculation, please?!

Example: A space 19m squared, a space 14m squared and another is 43.5metres squared.

While I was out collecting the file I'm now working on, I did slither into Ladbrokes to put a small wager on the House Horse.

Princilla, conversions
14m squared -> small
19m -> bigger
43.5 -> more thans twice as big as 19m s

Hope that helps ;-)

PS do I get some LDC for my efforts?
PPS will you be there tomorrow?

I can only make cake when I've finished this report and the conversions are the last key element!

I'm here at the moment, does that help?

P you need http://www.onlineconversion.com/

P,

To convert sq m to sq ft multiply by 10.764
To convert linear m to ft multiply by 3.2808

edit: My bum told me that when I spoke to him just now.

:o)

H is your bum too big? ;-)

13 stone 7 lbs to be precise, Spacey. I don't know what that is in metric though.

Thanks guys. As you must have guessed, these figures relate to office plans and I don't have square feet so struggling here.

I don't have square feet either, P ............ They're a kind of curved shape I suppose.

:o)

Not a bad day today!
(excluding hail and rain!)
Have a good evening one and all
:>)

Good evening inmates, wet one here.

Weather clearing here after a generally shi**y day. Still cold though.

Hope you are all well. I'm fine.
Bye.

J seems to be "target of the day" Hickey; be kind to the poor chap, remember he's got not only you, Jimmy Choo but the rugrats, their school fees and their personal 'needs' to find the dosh for.


A daunting task!

Morning All, off to the london trader meet today, should be fun.

Morning, anyone NOT at the meet today?

A few of us are left Opto, lousy weather for them all making
their way there.

Morning Bunny, it's cool here but dry and bright.