Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Manchester United have lost a potential shirt sponsor. They were going to be sponsored by OXO, and OXO had even had trials with a cube in the Manchester United colours, but unfortunately it crumbled in the box and became a laughing stock.
Alan

........where do you get them from

Alex has been on the gravy train for too long - about time he handed ober to a younger man before he gets roasted

Some, Baza, are from my many associates sending me text messages (the Man Utd jokes) and others are hand crafted from the finest available humour, written and copyrighted for this board only (The world cup reports).
Its easy to tell them apart. The funny ones are from other people, the rest I make up!
Alan

Quote form Baza post, ref. fergie;

about time he handed ober to a younger man

You tipping a German to replace him, then, Baza?

Ja mein Herr

Hot air.

Following Manchester Uniteds exit from the Champions League last week and the end of any hopes of winning the Premier League this season after the 1-1 draw at home to Everton, The FA have announced there will be one minutes laughing at all premier league grounds this weekend.

Can you all tell I'm enjoying their fall from grace???
Alan

Hi Baza,
Just so you recognise the plane I'll be on, on Saturday, heres a picture. The wife is on a different flight.



Alan

Hot damn. It don't work!!!!

mmmmmmmmmm

http://www.slabearkazad.com/sniff/

One like this Al ..

Nope jimmy



One like that

Anyway - on a nut mission tonight



mmm...brazil nut salami

have a good time on your hols , alan. i fully expect you to carry out your threat to chin the first one to say "have a nice day"!!! see you when you get back.

just came across this and , for some reason, it made me think of someone ;)

Mmmmmm a strawberry Christmas decoration.

i think i can just about see somewhere to hang it .....;)

bos that knocks my pictures for six !!!

i know what you mean , jimmy. it's the strawberry. i'm such a sucker for ripe strawberries.......

No it's not ,,,my girlfriend may be open to those type of suggestions over xmas ,i'm just trying to find out how to melt that amount of chocolate.