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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

chocolat - 13 Dec 2005 18:23 - 3157 of 81564

Where would a boy be without his mates.

chocolat - 13 Dec 2005 18:28 - 3158 of 81564


jimmy b - 13 Dec 2005 21:07 - 3159 of 81564



Here's one i made earlier.

hewittalan6 - 13 Dec 2005 23:02 - 3160 of 81564

The Government has just released its new guidelines for coping with the potential bird flu crisis.
Could we please all leave a packet of LemSip Maxi-Strength on our birdtables.
Thank you,
T Blair

bosley - 13 Dec 2005 23:11 - 3161 of 81564

aln, i always thought you were some kind of financial advisor but i've just realised that you're a joke writer for cannon and ball !! :)

chocolat - 13 Dec 2005 23:26 - 3162 of 81564

Time for a nibble

bosley - 13 Dec 2005 23:31 - 3163 of 81564

is this that scratch and sniff thing again?

chocolat - 13 Dec 2005 23:35 - 3164 of 81564

Oh I dunno - does it scratch?

bosley - 13 Dec 2005 23:55 - 3165 of 81564

i guess that would depend where you start nibbling....

hewittalan6 - 14 Dec 2005 05:45 - 3166 of 81564

Cannon and Ball were comedians??!! Get away with you. Next you'll be telling me Arnie the Terminator is some kind of political bigwig.
Alan

bosley - 14 Dec 2005 07:46 - 3167 of 81564

erm, ......well, ......actually.......

hewittalan6 - 14 Dec 2005 08:00 - 3168 of 81564

Personally I think Arnie is a sight funnier than Cannon and Ball. But then again, C & B are about as funny as watching an orphanage burn to the ground.

wilbs - 14 Dec 2005 08:32 - 3169 of 81564

Is this your car chocolat?

hewittalan6 - 14 Dec 2005 09:17 - 3170 of 81564

Can't be. There are no bites taken out of it.
Alan

chocolat - 14 Dec 2005 11:40 - 3171 of 81564

Oh indeedy



What a way to hotwire.

bosley - 14 Dec 2005 13:26 - 3172 of 81564

apologies to doc proc for nicking this , but i had to put it up here cos it's just made me wee. and there i was complaining about my neighbour's naff santa climbing up the wall!!!!!

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001384.html



bhunt1910 - 14 Dec 2005 13:30 - 3173 of 81564

Hi Bos - you ok? - dont see you posting too much on SEO these days - also miss Eric's sanity checks - any idea what has happened to him - I know he was enjoying Thailand earlier in the year - but missing both yours and his commentaries.

Baza

hewittalan6 - 14 Dec 2005 13:51 - 3174 of 81564

Jimmy,
I've just been on the ladies investment thread and you, Sir, are a cad and a bounder. A sick and perverse individual, who I like more each day.
Alan

jimmy b - 14 Dec 2005 14:21 - 3175 of 81564

I have to ask the question ,,what were you doing there in the first place ??

hewittalan6 - 14 Dec 2005 14:36 - 3176 of 81564

One of the advantages of being a transvesite, Jimmy.
Alan
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