Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Where is everybody today ,christmas shopping ?? i think i will be scrooge this year.

I hope so - there's only 1 week of shopping for you guys to get out there and buy the important ladies in your live a fantastic pressie - so go get! Go shopping!!
;>)

There you go ,what a nice gift.

Whoops , lets not forget these , i'm so generous.

And these ,all in different colours ,i'm such a modern guy ,it's no wonder all the women want me.

This also fits well ,any woman would be pleased with this .

Dam i knew i shouldn't have got on to the apron thing , i must go and see the doctor again.

That's it i'm going to get my tablets.

Yes I think you possibly should jimmy after you've had a cold shower
LOL
;>)

No that didn't do any good .

Very Chrsitmas....

i want that one........

Ooops

ouch!!!!

copied from iii thread by s-works m4
One day in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My
elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. It's a lot cheaper than a
doctor."
So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-
Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten
seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid
heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks."
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some
tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife
and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries
back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars,
pours in his concoction and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
(Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant with twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better.

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.
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I better get ready for Christmas then.

how d'ya like them apples? desiccating again?

Good one treki - its now winging itself round the world