Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Ooops

ouch!!!!

copied from iii thread by s-works m4
One day in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My
elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. It's a lot cheaper than a
doctor."
So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-
Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten
seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid
heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks."
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some
tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife
and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries
back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars,
pours in his concoction and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
(Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant with twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better.

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.
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I better get ready for Christmas then.

how d'ya like them apples? desiccating again?

Good one treki - its now winging itself round the world

Bos ,nice to see your still in front on the monthly % ,hope you win, however iv'e been working hard to win the loosers game ,and as you can see it's coming together ,,HAPPY CHRISTMAS ...

PS iv'e got down to no 1045. :-)

Is that really you Bos at the top of the league - what did you trade in this month to shoot you up the board ?

It's enough to bring a tear to your eye. (click on play video) Merry xmas.

http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/view?&h=240&w=320&type=msmedia&rurl=www.churchvideoassociation.com%2Fstore%2Fproduct.php%3Fproductid%3D102%26cat%3D6%26page%3D1&vurl=www.churchvideoassociation.com%2Fpreviews%2Fchristmas_mv_256k.wmv&back=p%3Dchristmas%26sp%3D1%26fr2%3Dsp-top%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fl%3D0%26cv%3Dg%26fr%3DFP-tab-web-t%26SpellState%3Dn-458817779_q-VGdxbJsQrAkyqy7FvoaZUAABAA%40%40&turl=re2.mm-so.yimg.com%2Fimage%2F1750459003&name=christmas_mv_256k.wmv&no=8&tt=38642&p=christmas&size=4.3MB&dur=164

driver, just a little something to sweeten that video up 'cos it wasn't sweeeeeeet enough !!!! it certainly brought a tear to my eye.........merry christmas.
baza, yes it's me. i've been trading seo. i very nearly choked on my toast this morning when i saw my name in shares mag!! well, there goes my 15 seconds of fame!! jimmy, i think i'll be back in the loser's game soon enough. don't think the luck will hold out another day....nice while it lasted, though.....

Mmm serweet

oh, perfect for these



mind if i dip a finger in and taste your syrup?

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ON HERE AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ....

wouldn't it be great if santa looked like this :)........ could go down my chimney anytime........;)

a very merry christmas to you all , and a happy new year. it's been a real pleasure "reading" the posts on this thread!!

And a merry Christmas to one and all :)

Cream, Bos?

Its going to be a very quiet Xmas so might as well get pissed for the next few days to try & blot it all out.........

Hope everyone has a great Xmas & New Year

chocolat, soz cock, i don't do green..... no veg please . you got anything more appetizing?

i read that wrong then boz, i thought thats getting a bit near the knuckle, btu thankfully read again.