Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

it's chicco time!! got the lump some wheels today, rosso red, lowered suspension, subbie in the back and them blue light things underneath.

Bos
Its hanging on a bit whens it due.

blimey, driver!! it's due end feb. might have to make a start on doing the nursery soon.....

No, Boz.
Far too early for the bedding plants. The frosts will kill 'em.
I'd concentrate on the kiddies bedroom first.
Alan

Have Fun.

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/6489/a-maze-ing_new_cursor3.swf

Dont feed it too much bos, it could become expensive..

jimmy this one is for you.

http://www.vissor.com/interactive/assets/slut.swf

The maze did for me Driver. Off to go change my undies.
Alan

Brilliant driver ,cheers.

CRIME REPORT FROM MANCHESTER

Following Sir Alex admitting his side have no chance of catching Chelsea this season, several Man Utd fans have shown their disgust by pinning their season tickets to the doors of Old Trafford and leaving them there.
Police are investigating the theft of 6 pins.

Sorry Bos. Can't resist it.
Alan

Hang on, hang on.
My fevered imagination has been working overtime again.
I now have a problem with the word "unisex". I have come across this word applied to hospital wards and hairdressers that cater for male and female, but surely "uni" means "one".
So which is it, Dr Johnson? I think we should demand answers.

Alan you'v got to stop this deep thinking , it's not doing you any good..

it's a fair point , jimmy. uni does mean "one". like in unicorn....one horn......



like this.

Unicycle

unibond

chocolat, you nearly had me stumped then for a minute. i was trying to figure out what a uni-ted was ..........and then i found this. it's one of these, innit.

Or two of these.

hey!! nice chops....

RETAIL SECTOR UNDER RENEWED PRESSURE

The retail sector was under renewed pressure this morning following Hewittalan6's announcement that he had removed the credit cards from his wifes purse.
Marks and Spencers were the first to react, announcing 30 redundancies in the Leeds area stores, while an Asda spokesman said he was awaiting instruction from the Wallmart HQ in America before any announcement would be made. Broker analysts up and down the country were frantically adjusting their forecasts for full year profits and many in the retail sector have been downgraded to "Oh shit".
The Governor of the Bank of England and chairman of the rate setting Money Policy Committee has been informed and is quoted as saying that this may have a dramtic effect on the next meeting as they struggle to mantain consumer spending.
Ends