Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

The maze did for me Driver. Off to go change my undies.
Alan

Brilliant driver ,cheers.

CRIME REPORT FROM MANCHESTER

Following Sir Alex admitting his side have no chance of catching Chelsea this season, several Man Utd fans have shown their disgust by pinning their season tickets to the doors of Old Trafford and leaving them there.
Police are investigating the theft of 6 pins.

Sorry Bos. Can't resist it.
Alan

Hang on, hang on.
My fevered imagination has been working overtime again.
I now have a problem with the word "unisex". I have come across this word applied to hospital wards and hairdressers that cater for male and female, but surely "uni" means "one".
So which is it, Dr Johnson? I think we should demand answers.

Alan you'v got to stop this deep thinking , it's not doing you any good..

it's a fair point , jimmy. uni does mean "one". like in unicorn....one horn......



like this.

Unicycle

unibond

chocolat, you nearly had me stumped then for a minute. i was trying to figure out what a uni-ted was ..........and then i found this. it's one of these, innit.

Or two of these.

hey!! nice chops....

RETAIL SECTOR UNDER RENEWED PRESSURE

The retail sector was under renewed pressure this morning following Hewittalan6's announcement that he had removed the credit cards from his wifes purse.
Marks and Spencers were the first to react, announcing 30 redundancies in the Leeds area stores, while an Asda spokesman said he was awaiting instruction from the Wallmart HQ in America before any announcement would be made. Broker analysts up and down the country were frantically adjusting their forecasts for full year profits and many in the retail sector have been downgraded to "Oh shit".
The Governor of the Bank of England and chairman of the rate setting Money Policy Committee has been informed and is quoted as saying that this may have a dramtic effect on the next meeting as they struggle to mantain consumer spending.
Ends

LOL ! ,Al thats so unfair ,she spent 30 on a coat the other day.

I wish i was under investigation..

And i wouldn't mind being beaten up by the LAPD.

Well said jimmy,
He forgets the amount of money I save him. For instance I went shopping yesterday, and bought this years xmas tree It was in the sale. Original price 250, sale price 99. What a saving, eh.But no, I was still in the dog house!!
He's a difficult man to please sometimes. I'm sure you'd have been so proud of your partner for saving you a massive 151.00.
H

Well it's quiet on here since the holiday ,anyway iv'e got to go my home help has just turned up, i got her through social services ,they said i was too young to have one , but i said it was my back that had gone..

lucky you , jimmy. i could appreciate a bit of home help myself. could you send her round when you're through, please?

Here you go bos - do it yourself