Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Here you go bos - do it yourself

nowt wrong with a bit of diy :)

Nice Car Bosley - you must live in a rough old area though - down south they leave the blue lights on top. Presumably they are underneath to make it harder to knick them ??

HNY

Baza

lol, baza. happy new year to you too. btw, how's your water these days? my wind machine doesn't work anymore.

If anyone feels the need to lose weight after the Christmas festivities I've invented a great new diet.
Gonna call it Fatkins.
Eat and drink as much as you want of anything you want.
You won't lose much weight but its a doddle to stick to.
Alan

Not doing too bad chaps ..

Have a good weekend all ..

She really should get in shape before advertising swimwear .

sad sad people.

cheery hellooooo

sadder by the day.

Is the hand signal for "o" directed at anyone in particular????

Any Orifice I presume, sadder by the hour.

Good piccy, Bos.
Your caption for this is.....?
Alan

Blinger ,why bother coming over to call people sad ??where is you sense of humour ??

alan, i thought it was complete just as it is, didn't need a caption......

Sorry, Bos.
Didn't realise what was happening on here. Jimmys post explains it all and I agree with you now.
Jimmy,
His sense of humour is of a similar size to his...................................shareholdings!!
Theres always at least one horrible creepy thing that people just want to tread on in every crate of bananas. We may have found ours!!!
Anyway, out for a mexican meal and a couple of cerveza's so............... Hasta la Vista.
Alan

Top film on tonight.
C4 at 10.10pm
The 51st State, with Samuel L Jackson and Robert Carlyle.
Watch it if you can - what a belter.
Alan