Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

lol, baza. happy new year to you too. btw, how's your water these days? my wind machine doesn't work anymore.

If anyone feels the need to lose weight after the Christmas festivities I've invented a great new diet.
Gonna call it Fatkins.
Eat and drink as much as you want of anything you want.
You won't lose much weight but its a doddle to stick to.
Alan

Not doing too bad chaps ..

Have a good weekend all ..

She really should get in shape before advertising swimwear .

sad sad people.

cheery hellooooo

sadder by the day.

Is the hand signal for "o" directed at anyone in particular????

Any Orifice I presume, sadder by the hour.

Good piccy, Bos.
Your caption for this is.....?
Alan

Blinger ,why bother coming over to call people sad ??where is you sense of humour ??

alan, i thought it was complete just as it is, didn't need a caption......

Sorry, Bos.
Didn't realise what was happening on here. Jimmys post explains it all and I agree with you now.
Jimmy,
His sense of humour is of a similar size to his...................................shareholdings!!
Theres always at least one horrible creepy thing that people just want to tread on in every crate of bananas. We may have found ours!!!
Anyway, out for a mexican meal and a couple of cerveza's so............... Hasta la Vista.
Alan

Top film on tonight.
C4 at 10.10pm
The 51st State, with Samuel L Jackson and Robert Carlyle.
Watch it if you can - what a belter.
Alan

Is it really, seen the 51st state before but well worth watching again. Saw The Island last night... Not sure if its even at the cinema yet but very good I thought all the same.

alan, 51st state or the man with two brains? only one winner for me. steve martin at his absolute best......now then, in dillman's grove

in dillman's grove, our love did die,
and now in ground shall ever lie.
none could e'er replace her visage,
until your face brought thoughts of kissage.

genius. and i've not even mentioned pointy birds......

Saw The Island on the flight back from Yanksville.
For those who haven't seen it, it is almost a rehash of "Brave New World" (Robin Cook?).
Good idea, good actors, Good story, but in my opinion it loses its way about two thirds into the movie and moves from being a good action sci-fi to a formula far-fetched adventure. Beleivability disappears in favour of big buget special effects.
I can understand people loving it, but not my cup of tea after the first hour.
Bos, you missed a treat. A real roll call of some of the best modern acting talent in a film that is easy to watch, very funny, well written and takes the best of British writing and delivery and lets Hollywood run riot with the directing and producing. it will always feature near the top of my favourites list.
Alan