Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Thanks Alan - wonderful. Think "wazzock" is arguably the finest word in the Yorkshire language. Once had a great day down Gomersal pit with dripping sandwiches for lunch.

Barking Mad you lot - Barking Mad

baz
You need to get one of these.

Bos,
I return the favour of an invite to stay, but there is a 50 cover charge and bottles of beer are 6 each where I reside.
However the girls are very entertaining and the wife will chat privately with any gentlemen callers for only 75 per hour.
I am sure you will find the rates very competitive and if you arrive on the first Monday of every other month, most of the sheets are clean too.
Alan

alan, think you got me mixed up with jimmyb. but 75 an hour sounds reasonable.....

Apologies, I did get mixed up. Only to be expected at my age.
Alan

Bos what are you insinuating ,iv'e never been so insulted ! :-) ..

well that's a lie for a start , jimmy!!!

Bos i like nice prudy office types called Cynthia ,rather like this one.

just typed naughty office into google to try to find another pic for jimmy. very strange girls these secretarial types. they seem to spend most of the time on their knees doing a bit of pipe cleaning. nice though.......

bos
I typed it in and got Smitty the office boy.

Jimmy,
Funny you should put the picture of the office girl on here today after my shopping trip with the wife.
Isn't the world full of funny coincidences!!!
Alan

I don't get it Al ??

no, me neither.

What do you call that Bos ? for gods sake find something a bit raunchier.

Raunchier. There is another clue.
You don't get it cos you don't know what we were shopping for!!!
Heres a clue.
We visited Ann Summers and La Senza, among many others!!!
Alan

Wheres every one gone.

Oh No.............Friday the 13th.........
Fortunately I'm not superstitious. Us Virgos don't believe in any of that rubbish, touch wood.

Since its Friday 13th I am reminded of the film Halloween (yes, I know its a crap link, worthy of a radio 2 DJ).
Did you know it was filmed in spring, not autumn, and to get the feel of autumn they had to import shed loads of dead tree leaves for the filming? The film was so over budget, the crew had to sweep the leaves up each night so they could be carted off and used on the next location each time.
Not a lot of people know that.
Alan