Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Apologies, I did get mixed up. Only to be expected at my age.
Alan

Bos what are you insinuating ,iv'e never been so insulted ! :-) ..

well that's a lie for a start , jimmy!!!

Bos i like nice prudy office types called Cynthia ,rather like this one.

just typed naughty office into google to try to find another pic for jimmy. very strange girls these secretarial types. they seem to spend most of the time on their knees doing a bit of pipe cleaning. nice though.......

bos
I typed it in and got Smitty the office boy.

Jimmy,
Funny you should put the picture of the office girl on here today after my shopping trip with the wife.
Isn't the world full of funny coincidences!!!
Alan

I don't get it Al ??

no, me neither.

What do you call that Bos ? for gods sake find something a bit raunchier.

Raunchier. There is another clue.
You don't get it cos you don't know what we were shopping for!!!
Heres a clue.
We visited Ann Summers and La Senza, among many others!!!
Alan

Wheres every one gone.

Oh No.............Friday the 13th.........
Fortunately I'm not superstitious. Us Virgos don't believe in any of that rubbish, touch wood.

Since its Friday 13th I am reminded of the film Halloween (yes, I know its a crap link, worthy of a radio 2 DJ).
Did you know it was filmed in spring, not autumn, and to get the feel of autumn they had to import shed loads of dead tree leaves for the filming? The film was so over budget, the crew had to sweep the leaves up each night so they could be carted off and used on the next location each time.
Not a lot of people know that.
Alan

The Labour Party annouced today a change of its emblem from a rose to a condom as it more accurately reflects Labours political stance. A condom allows for inflation,halts production, destroys the next greneration protects a bunch of Pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are being Screwed

LOL!! very good treikiman ..

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
>difference between potentially and realistically?"
>
>The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
>she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
>
>Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
>dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
>million dollars.
>
>Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
>
>So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
>
>We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to
>a great University!"
>
>The boy then
went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
>Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
>Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
>
>The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
>Pitt for a million dollars?"
>
>"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
>would buy?"
>
>The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
>
>His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
>potentially and realistically?"
>
>The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three
>Million Dollars..............
>
>but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts and a Queer."
>

Nice one Al ,i better get back on here before the FAT thread takes over.

three guys in a pub having a bragging session about who is the best lover. first guy says, " made love to the wife last night. she enjoyed it so much she arched her back six inches off the bed !!" he sits back , smiling smugly. the second guy says, " went down on the wife last night. she loved it so much she arched her back 10 inches off the bed and moaned loudly!!". he sits back , even more smugly. the third guys sips his pint , then says, " shagged the wife last night , got up and wiped me cock on the new curtains...... she hit the f*cking roof!!!!"




well, i thought it was funny.........