Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Baza,
Like anyone outside Essex, I enjoyed seeing the game and result, but the funniest thing was old red nose complaining about the referee being biased!!!
Obviousley Man U were not awarded 17 penalties and the referee called time before Man U had won, so he must have been.
Alan

And why is there only one monopolies commission ??

Jimmy,
The other was called the mergers commission but it joined forces with the monopolies one.
Alan

But if we're talking governmental stuff here, can anyone name a foreign secretary that wasn't British?????

And why don't we sack the minister for overseas aid? Nobody from overseas is giving us any aid at all!! No wonder taxes are so high.

Why is it that when i go visiting at xmas i can't park in my sisters or my mums ,or any other residential street ,they are always full with people visitng ,,so where are all the empty streets ????

Thats easy. Hull. Nobody goes to Hull and everyone leaves there the first chance they get.
If the world ever needs an enema, Hull is where the tube will go.

Lets ridicule Man U a bit more.
What has Old Trafford at tea time on Saturdays, and Pentonville got in common?
They both have thousands of cockneys all trying to get out at the same time.

Malcolm Glazer saw an old lady struggling with several large bags of shopping.
"Can you manage, Dear?" He asked.
"Bugger off", she said, "The teams knackered, I don't want the job either".

Morning all we just had a W/End in Bath, never been there before what a smashing place loads to do see and eat.

I agree - Bath is a lovely city

'S better than Hull

yer no fcuking 2 Jags, 3 Homes, Dodgy Council Tax, Prescott for 1

I've got 1 Jag, 1 home (2 soon maybe).
Does that make me half a tosser?
Alan ;-)

Please don't put put yourself in sewer where 2 Jags is, he is just a leech which every1 else has to pay for & he still goes round punching the electorate which says something about Pres Bliar that he is too scared to sack him....whats has 2 Jags got on him ??/

There he is,, you love him really .

Sarkee,
I am a tosser though. Honest. Ask anyone.
Alan

jimmy excuse me while I go and vomit........are u trying to give everybody night mares 2 nite ?????

hewitt if your name is JP....you may have a point....

Crikey, I've got a point!!!!! That puts me 2 places above Sunderland and not far behind Man Utd.

sarkee
If you want night mares have some of this.