Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Thats easy. Hull. Nobody goes to Hull and everyone leaves there the first chance they get.
If the world ever needs an enema, Hull is where the tube will go.

Lets ridicule Man U a bit more.
What has Old Trafford at tea time on Saturdays, and Pentonville got in common?
They both have thousands of cockneys all trying to get out at the same time.

Malcolm Glazer saw an old lady struggling with several large bags of shopping.
"Can you manage, Dear?" He asked.
"Bugger off", she said, "The teams knackered, I don't want the job either".

Morning all we just had a W/End in Bath, never been there before what a smashing place loads to do see and eat.

I agree - Bath is a lovely city

'S better than Hull

yer no fcuking 2 Jags, 3 Homes, Dodgy Council Tax, Prescott for 1

I've got 1 Jag, 1 home (2 soon maybe).
Does that make me half a tosser?
Alan ;-)

Please don't put put yourself in sewer where 2 Jags is, he is just a leech which every1 else has to pay for & he still goes round punching the electorate which says something about Pres Bliar that he is too scared to sack him....whats has 2 Jags got on him ??/

There he is,, you love him really .

Sarkee,
I am a tosser though. Honest. Ask anyone.
Alan

jimmy excuse me while I go and vomit........are u trying to give everybody night mares 2 nite ?????

hewitt if your name is JP....you may have a point....

Crikey, I've got a point!!!!! That puts me 2 places above Sunderland and not far behind Man Utd.

sarkee
If you want night mares have some of this.

Driver,
You've no idea how popular and missed this wonderful lady is, up here in Yorkshire. To many men in this part of the world she is a desirable sex object.
Well, I often hear them say F(&*ing Thatcher, so I think thats what they mean.
Alan

do u remember the winter of discontent 78/79 ? everybody on strike, could not bury the dead, piles of rat infested rubbish everywhere, red robbo & his mob always going on strike when somebody said the swear word called "work".......rampant inflation.........etc etc

She was the right person for the time IMHO however she made the mistake of going on for too long.....& should have retired after 10 years..........

Just imagine if Maggie had not become PM, would this country still be here....

it would be run by Scargill & his shower.........look how he drove the NUM into the ground all because he would not have a vote on his political strike.........

But then wait till the Enron Chancellor gets the keys to No.10.......it will only carry on down while his tax grab will go up.......

Come back Maggie all is forgiven.....

PS the 2 jags photo was taken before he was found out about his council tax scam...just imagine if that was an ordinary voter they would have been imprisoned for a very long time.....2 jags quote is "Don't do as I do, just do as I say.....

This thread is in very serious danger of people trying to be sensible.
Baza, to your lists, Jimmy, to your pictures. Chocolate, to the fridge.
Lets get this thread back to its normal, low gutter level, before someone says something intelligent.
Alan

What d'you want me in the fridge for Alan?

Call it an experiment!!!!

Yes i was worried for a minute Al ,,that this was going to become like the war thread , people coming on here for the first time should have a look at the previous posts , there is no reasoned debate on here ,,only nude women and jokes ...Oh and one last thing don't be knocking Thatcher ,cause i fancy her like ,like ,,well i just don't know what like,,she's my dream girl ,,so drop it !!!!...