Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Please don't put put yourself in sewer where 2 Jags is, he is just a leech which every1 else has to pay for & he still goes round punching the electorate which says something about Pres Bliar that he is too scared to sack him....whats has 2 Jags got on him ??/

There he is,, you love him really .

Sarkee,
I am a tosser though. Honest. Ask anyone.
Alan

jimmy excuse me while I go and vomit........are u trying to give everybody night mares 2 nite ?????

hewitt if your name is JP....you may have a point....

Crikey, I've got a point!!!!! That puts me 2 places above Sunderland and not far behind Man Utd.

sarkee
If you want night mares have some of this.

Driver,
You've no idea how popular and missed this wonderful lady is, up here in Yorkshire. To many men in this part of the world she is a desirable sex object.
Well, I often hear them say F(&*ing Thatcher, so I think thats what they mean.
Alan

do u remember the winter of discontent 78/79 ? everybody on strike, could not bury the dead, piles of rat infested rubbish everywhere, red robbo & his mob always going on strike when somebody said the swear word called "work".......rampant inflation.........etc etc

She was the right person for the time IMHO however she made the mistake of going on for too long.....& should have retired after 10 years..........

Just imagine if Maggie had not become PM, would this country still be here....

it would be run by Scargill & his shower.........look how he drove the NUM into the ground all because he would not have a vote on his political strike.........

But then wait till the Enron Chancellor gets the keys to No.10.......it will only carry on down while his tax grab will go up.......

Come back Maggie all is forgiven.....

PS the 2 jags photo was taken before he was found out about his council tax scam...just imagine if that was an ordinary voter they would have been imprisoned for a very long time.....2 jags quote is "Don't do as I do, just do as I say.....

This thread is in very serious danger of people trying to be sensible.
Baza, to your lists, Jimmy, to your pictures. Chocolate, to the fridge.
Lets get this thread back to its normal, low gutter level, before someone says something intelligent.
Alan

What d'you want me in the fridge for Alan?

Call it an experiment!!!!

Yes i was worried for a minute Al ,,that this was going to become like the war thread , people coming on here for the first time should have a look at the previous posts , there is no reasoned debate on here ,,only nude women and jokes ...Oh and one last thing don't be knocking Thatcher ,cause i fancy her like ,like ,,well i just don't know what like,,she's my dream girl ,,so drop it !!!!...

Bloody gorgeous !!!

You can get treatment for dreams like that Jimmy. It often involves clamps on your nipples attatched to a car battery, but its one of my favourites and Its gotta be better than the dreams............

Don't need treatment Al ,its the power thing i think ,i used to have dreams we were in bed together , got to go out now ,get my tablets.

While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.


A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.


Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.


The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."


The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."



The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."



The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice."



The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongorian VD. Vely lare disease."

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"



The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"


Oh, thank God!" the man replies.


"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself! You save money."

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An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched as the small numbers above the walls lit up sequentially. They continued to watch until the light reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son . . . "Quick go get your mother."

sarkee
You poor deluded person.

Thousands of workers put out of work, hundreds of elderly dieing of the cold in the winter months, the percentage of suicides at record highs, hundreds of people killed in a pointless war, a totally corrupt cabinet who got even richer and 15% interest rates. Enough said.

Bring back Pitt the Younger!!!!!!!!!!!