Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

This thread is in very serious danger of people trying to be sensible.
Baza, to your lists, Jimmy, to your pictures. Chocolate, to the fridge.
Lets get this thread back to its normal, low gutter level, before someone says something intelligent.
Alan

What d'you want me in the fridge for Alan?

Call it an experiment!!!!

Yes i was worried for a minute Al ,,that this was going to become like the war thread , people coming on here for the first time should have a look at the previous posts , there is no reasoned debate on here ,,only nude women and jokes ...Oh and one last thing don't be knocking Thatcher ,cause i fancy her like ,like ,,well i just don't know what like,,she's my dream girl ,,so drop it !!!!...

Bloody gorgeous !!!

You can get treatment for dreams like that Jimmy. It often involves clamps on your nipples attatched to a car battery, but its one of my favourites and Its gotta be better than the dreams............

Don't need treatment Al ,its the power thing i think ,i used to have dreams we were in bed together , got to go out now ,get my tablets.

While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.


A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.


Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.


The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."


The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."



The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."



The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice."



The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongorian VD. Vely lare disease."

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"



The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"


Oh, thank God!" the man replies.


"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself! You save money."

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An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched as the small numbers above the walls lit up sequentially. They continued to watch until the light reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son . . . "Quick go get your mother."

sarkee
You poor deluded person.

Thousands of workers put out of work, hundreds of elderly dieing of the cold in the winter months, the percentage of suicides at record highs, hundreds of people killed in a pointless war, a totally corrupt cabinet who got even richer and 15% interest rates. Enough said.

Bring back Pitt the Younger!!!!!!!!!!!

Just looking back through a list of recent encumbants of number 10, I started to wonder what on earth was wrong with the hereditery principle of being governed by the aristocracy.
Then I re-read the noble lord blinger files from before I squelched him, and I am once more, a confirmed republican.
Alan

driver; do you mean President Bliar ?? or have I missed something...........
btw 1m donation to the presidents party or friends and you get a honour of some description...........Blunket out for a 2nd time, Mandy out for a 2nd time, registered Pervs teaching our children, in fact anything seems to go with Pres Bliar & the wicked witch..... providing it involves plenty of freebies.........What was the expression before '97 election on being "Whiter than White".....oh how things have changed............ Formula 1 ,the million pound bung oops sorry donation......... it goes on & on.......being enconomical with the truth so conning the electorate into Gulf War 2, how many innocent deaths; wont give up our EU rebate, then does & says its only a billion turns out to be nearly 2 billion.......will not put taxes up then does on many different occassions.....no one is perfect but this is stretching it much to far..........

Back to basics (where have I heard that before...a curry take away)

Can we have some very BIG knockers photos posted

just need my dirty old rain coat 1st...........back to the basics !!!!!!!

PS has that lowered the Tone enough ????

Right we're all in trouble now.
The missus has been reading this thread and says if anyone mentions anything else about politics she will whip them to within a centimetre of their lives.
It used to be within an inch of their lives but the local council says shes got to go metric on account of her charging for the service and it comes under the weights and measures act.
You've been warned.
Alan

Photos of very big knockers.....







OK......











Now where's my link to B&Q and the door accessories!
;>)

Happy new year gentlemen, I hope you're behaving yourselves...
possibly I can answer that....
;>)

sarkee
I think you have missed my point what we have now is a thousand times better than what we had before thats why they keep getting voted in people have long memoirs.
I say stuff them all we should have a strong socialist society then we wouldnt have to play around on here because there would not be a stock market.

President Bliar, Bush, Cameron, Thatcher, Kennedy whats yours........there is nufing like a good politics thread........spreading lies lies lies lies, sorry being economical with the truth.............

Hewitt does this now qualify for the pleasure treatment.......& does your missus dress up black leather............then..........wot about a photo with her whip in hand .............

wheres the knockers .............the need to bounce in very quick.......

discipline....has kept all of the judges in order for years............

If the price is right she'll dress in anything!!!
She even hires out gimp masks if thats your bag.
Jimmy has loads of photos of her. I'm sure he'll find one later.
Alan

enough of this shit.



but who cares!!!!