Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

a great comedian & sadly missed........

Who? Bosley????

bosley who ???

My kumquat

great film. the kumquat gets it in the end, though.

another good film. the kumquat gets it in this one too.

Hey that's my kumquat.

what a crap day!!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.






(Hardly seems worth it.)





If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.







(Now that's more like it!)





The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt
blood 30 feet.



(O.M.G.!)




A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.







(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)





A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)







(I'm still not over the pig.)





Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.




(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)








The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.



("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")









The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.



(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)







The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.



(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)







Some lions mate over 50 times a day.






(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)







Butterflies taste with their feet.




(Something I always wanted to know.)





The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.



(Hmmmmmm........)








Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.




(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)








Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.



(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)








A cat's urine glows under a black light.



(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)








An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



(I know some people like that.)







Starfish have no brains.



(I know some people like that too.)









Polar bears are left-handed.



(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)







Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.



(What about that pig??)

I was thinking AL ,if you were to mate a Lion with a Pig ,,the Lion would want it 50 times a day ,,the Pig would orgasm for 25 hours solid ,,hence the expression ,,there's never enough hours in the day....

Jimmy, our resident professor of mathematics and psychology............
It would also lead to an expansion in the worlds bacon supplies, and safari standard equipment including a frying pan and camping stove.
D'ya think we might be devloping a pig fixation, between our posts on the 2 threads today?
Alan

Perhaps we should leave the pig stuff in the new area MAM have provided us with.
Whats it called? Oh yeah, I remember. It's the porker room at the top right.
Alan

That did take some working out by me ,,so i'm happy to take that title ,resident professor of maths and psychology, ,sounds good ,i'm just putting the letters after my name ..

There she is.

Hey! When did you take that picture of my wife Jimmy? (She looks a bit older now)

.Thats so racist :-)

,

Why u got that photo of 2 jags,3 homes, dodgy council tax,after he has just finished pigging himself at the trough all day ????

we all agreed no fcuking politics on this thread...................

sarkee
You Irish.