Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

That did take some working out by me ,,so i'm happy to take that title ,resident professor of maths and psychology, ,sounds good ,i'm just putting the letters after my name ..

There she is.

Hey! When did you take that picture of my wife Jimmy? (She looks a bit older now)

.Thats so racist :-)

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Why u got that photo of 2 jags,3 homes, dodgy council tax,after he has just finished pigging himself at the trough all day ????

we all agreed no fcuking politics on this thread...................

sarkee
You Irish.

bottom right corner says the pig is only 4 minutes into its orgasm!!! another 26 minutes to go then . must get a bit boring after a while. much better keeping it to 30 seconds of jiggy jiggy and 10 seconds of bliss. all in all , less than a minute of your time is taken up leaving you much more timen to do the interesting things in life ........... like reading the nowt thread :)

You havin' a larf?

hey, they don't call me billy the kid fer nuffink!!! fastest gun in the west!! always hit me target, though :)

oh , that was good.......

Mm! Just had an orgasmic bacon sarnie......took me 30 mins to eat it!

A blind man enters a ladies' bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the blind man says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, think it is only fair--given that you are blind--that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and professional wrestler"

"Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Now THAT is funny........................

Bosley..........Trained in the art of love making by the SAS. In, job done, and out without anyone ever noticing.

LOL!! thats funny ..bos your not going to take that surely ??

For your information and edification, the above picture is of a white gorilla named snowflake, who was, until his death, resident of Barcelona zoo.
He was the only known white gorilla and many attempts were made to mate him and produce white offspring. The attempts failed unfortunately as all his children were black. He became an old man and eventually the attempts ceased.
He was famous not only for being white but also for enjoying a cigarette, which visitors would throw him.
I visited him at Barcelona in about 1988, with H.
Alan (available for pub trivia teams)

kimoldfield
You should try a Bacon and Brie Baguette with a pint its a treble Orgasm experience.

jimmy, what alan says is absolutely true. we got trained to do all manner of things like how to survive under cover, how to feel your way round in the dark, how to deal with different terrains be it forest or bare dunes, how to eat buds and flowers, and best of all , how to use the element of surprise and kick in a girl's back door. nothing better than coming from behind with your weapon blazing away. btw, i passed with distinction, summa cum laude ;)

Treikiman - brilliant - will add to my joke book