Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

!

Nicked this from another thread - I thought it was funny!!


A Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him. Then he blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh I was thinkin'.... perhaps its noo aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him. Then he blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh I was thinkin'... perhaps its aboot time you let me poot ma hand on your leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her leg. Then he blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "My thoughts are a bit more serious this time." "Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. "Din'na ye think its aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"

or

She---- "tak yer fingers outa ma sporran Duggie"
He------" thats no ma fingers"
She----"aye, thats no ma sporran"

very funny , baza.
here's a tip; don't try painting when you've got a stinking hangover!! it's just not good you.

And another tip, bos - don't try posting while you're still working on the hangover ;)

ah!! you saw the result of drunken , fat fingers then?

oooooooosh!! do i look different now? a bit leaner , slicker , faster , more powerful?

Bos,
You forgot to take the price label off your trunks.
Thought I better tell you.
Alan

cheers alan. ( got a new pc. that's what i was trying to say).

I'd like to report post 3593 to Special Branch on account of it containing a suspicious package.

nowt wrong wiv me package , cock.

Dear Sirs,
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the blatent ramping on this thread.
There are certain characters, whom I suspect of multiple aliases, shamelessly pumping and then dumping their pet subjects. I will profer two examples for your immediate investigation.
The individual, Chocolate, who talks up food constantly, to the point where newcomers to this thread are salivating wildly, whereupon Chocolat dissappears without a trace, leaving them ravenous. The dump part of this scam, comes form chocolat then selling food from their position as waiting staff at McDonalds in Bermondsey.
I cite BHunt1910, who accesses humour through his spinning of ripping yarns and lists of one line asides. When the thread is full of people sharing humour and it is in much demand he is gone, and returns under his aliases of ii or blinger with the accompanying vacuum of humour, and drains all the poor punters who are left of anything more amusing than a wet weekend in Rhyll.
These are shameless scams, which is putting the good name of MoneyAM at serious risk. I abhor their methods and demand that action is taken immediately.
Yours,
Angry of Leeds.

Sorry guys, but reading the other threads I thought we were starting to get a little left out.

Al this is the only thread left on Momeyam that i like , i was ranting last night ,Goldfinger started a DAV thread (i hold DAV ) and its now infected with parasites ,someone get me a gun !!!

I'm so angry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Prezza in Drag !!!!

I'm just gratefull for the picture you posted, Jimmy. Given the type of picture you normally post I had visions of you typing "pump and dump" into the search and god only knows what you may have ended up posting........................
I am fed up of it too, and e-mailed IanT the other day to ask him to get a grip of it, before it ruined sensible debate. I can just about stand the bashing styles that appear on SEO etc. but the crap going on around SueHelen on one thread and Dil on others is bloody laughable. I seriously thought THIS was going to be the only sane thread left!!!!!
Alan

No im this angry.

Yes i knew not to type pump and dump in ,,i didnt even want to see what that threw up myself..

Alan,

There's nothing amusing about a wet weekend in Rhyl.
There's nothing amusing about a dry weekend in Rhyl.
There's nothing amusing about Rhyl.
Although, maybe Anne Robinson might find it amusing.

This thread is amusing whether wet or dry.

KIm

only been to rhyl once...........................and once was enough.