Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Alan,

There's nothing amusing about a wet weekend in Rhyl.
There's nothing amusing about a dry weekend in Rhyl.
There's nothing amusing about Rhyl.
Although, maybe Anne Robinson might find it amusing.

This thread is amusing whether wet or dry.

KIm

only been to rhyl once...........................and once was enough.

If I ever need cheering up I always go to Rhyl for the day.
It cheers me up to think that I don't have to live there.

Ah Bermondsey, famous for its 1983 by-election - which leads me to the OMRLP's immortalisation of the inflatable banana



Whatever next?

and anyone?

I like the way you're thinking, Alan.

Nobody has ever accused me of thinking.
That, Sir, is a downright slur on a character previously unblemished by any hint of cerebral machinations. Never have I knowingly posted anything that could be remotely linked to sapient processes and I demand you withdraw the libelous comments with reference to any cognitive capacity at all on my part!!
Alan

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad
bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried
about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I
have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her
knees and blows it right back up.

lol. is that a "pump and dump" joke?

Jimmy Re post 3599
Its best to have your own thread like my ert or Als bbc then you can talk to your self with the occasional visitor.

Evening all.... What a day, it seams the mobile phone hoax scam is back on... Not only have I received loads of emails slowing down my server warning of a scam but the same idiots also emailed me to say it was a hoax... Some emails even contained dataminers the intention of the hoax in the first place!!

dont ask how i found this pic. posting it cos it made me laugh.................and i know exactly how he feels..................

Nice one bos ,, i'm interested to know why you know how he feels , maybe you should see a Doctor .

Conkers...

nuts



cobwebs 'n' everyfink!!!

Yes you do need to see a doctor !!...

why? do doctors do divorces now?

Bos,
You're mistaken about the squirrel.
I just showed it to a vet friend of mine and he said it was the worst case of piles he'd ever seen.

yep, that too , alan.

This threads going downhill ,i think it needs some spice back in .

Especially if they belong to that iddy-biddy little ladybird on the picture.
Ouch.