Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

oh yeah, it is. thought it was me screen .......................;)

The soaps on here are better than the soaps on telly.

happy burns night :)



just keeping the nuts theme going...............

I'm beginning to worry about you bos ..

Bos - how are you - dont hear much from you on the SEO thread these days ?

Evening all, my AMU shares flew up 35.56% today, wonder if there will be similar recovery again tomorrow.... Didn't Bos sell his SEO holding?

Evening peeps. Regarding the piccy above. Is that a Scottish squirrel?
Yeah, I think bos got out of SEO. Good luck wherever hesput that 2.50 now.
Enjoying the Johnny English film but I'm having a break cos the news is just too depressing.
Alan

So true, noticed they showed "Chinobol" excuse spelling last night and with war on Iran looming........ Pure coincidence I'm sure!!

Absolutely a coincidence. I don't watch the news on TV anymore because it is all so dumbed down and sensationalised I end up slitting my wrists before the sports section!!
Going to cut myself off on a desert island and never read another paper or watch the news ever again.
(Well thats my retirement plan).
Alan

Wasn't on the news though, some documentary... Very fascinating I suppose if your into those things... I call it adding influence to help "Blair" get people on side for his mass spending of mass devastation coming soon in Iran....
Intrestingly China has also got Google to filter sites on its search engine for the people of China.... There goes freedom and helps with the global brainwashing programme..

What global brainwashing programme?

And can we buy shares in it?

While we're on the subject...

nope



no way

Choc - Point taken not global!!

morning baza, out of seo at the moment until there is more clarity re cc.i will get back in , hopefully at a lower price, when the shit settles one way or another. enjoying pxs at the moment, well worth another look as good things are starting to happen ...................ramp , ramp, pump , pump...................:)



mildly amusing on a very, very , very dull day

bosley your mildly amusing link does not appear tobe working.......

sarkee, try it again . if it still doesn't work , be grateful. it's pretty shite.

Good pun ! & funny.......a real gas !

Copied from another board - with apologies in advance

This bloke is working on the buses and collecting tickets. He rings the
bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the
bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed.


At the trial the bloke is sent down for murder and seeing as it's Texas
he's sent to the electric Chair. On the day of his execution he's sat in
the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.


"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?"
"Yes" answers the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana?"
The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten
it.
When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending
hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears
the man is still alive.


The executioner can't believe it.
"Can I go?" the man asks.
"I suppose so" says the executioner," that's never happened before."
The man leaves and eventually gets his job back on the buses selling
tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are
still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke
is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The
executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up
to the electric supply for the whole of Texas. The bloke is again sat in
the chair.


"What is your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch?" says the condemned
man. The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana.


The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch.
Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the
smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the chair. The
executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.


Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses.
Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on,
this time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again.


The executioner rigs up all the worlds electricity to the chair,
determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair
smiling.


"What's your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed
lunch?"
The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin
included. The executioner pulls the handle and a zillion million
trillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is
still sat there alive without even a burn mark.


"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you can still
be alive after all that?" He stroked his chin. "It's something to do
with that green banana isn't it"" he asked "Nahh" said the bloke,
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"I'm just a really bad conductor"

Just when the day couldn't get any worse, Baza finds that one.
;-)