Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Dunno about it relieving stress for public speaking, but you can improve your technique massively by inviting your in laws around to watch and discuss ways you could improve your performance.
Tried it myself once and that definitely didn't help to lower my stress.
Alan

Nice One......was it Jack & Vera.........

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation.



He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"



"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. We have to eat grass."



Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you!"



"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."



"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too."



The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"



"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.



"Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. Youll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"

Brilliant !!.. :-)

nice one , baza.
i didn't know you had to pay to access the trader's thread. or should i have kept my mouth shut?

Evening all.
Don't know if you've noticed but there are a couple of more entertaining threads at the moment. Terrible I know, but check out the namecalling and fighting going on on SEO, DMR and pump and dump. It's hilarious!!!
What fun.
Alan

gets funnier by the minute, alan. so gald we're above it all ...............you tw*t ;)

I'm gonna get my dad onto you, an he's a copper.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That would match the little pink taffeta number I'm wearing now

Save some for me.

you having a "turtles head" moment there , driver?

I missed out on all that tonight you pair of twats !!!

Actually you three twats !!!!!

jimmy, inyerass with a black mambo strap-on, you great pillock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You complete contents of a colostomy bag !!

Have a look at the pump and dump thread im going to invade it ..

Here - take this with you jimmy

Thats very nice chocolat ,,but i prefer to take a pair of boobs ,it's such a boring thread it needed some creative imput.

A bloke on his way into work this morning came to a

dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself



"Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.

Nothing's moving."



He notices a police officer walking back and

forth between the lines of cars so he rolls

down his window and asks:



"Officer what's the hold up?"



The officer replies: "It's a Man Utd fan,

he's just so depressed about losing the

premiership to Arsenal last season and

again to Chelsea this season, being

knocked out of Europe, losing in the

FA Cup final, selling out to a yank and

winning naff all after gobbing off all

season whilst Liverpool have won the

European Cup , he's threatening to douse

himself in petrol and set himself on fire.



He says his family hates him and his mates are

all laughing at him. I'm walking around now taking a

collection for him."



"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much

have you collected so far?".



"Only about a litre, but a lot of people are

still siphoning."