Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

They're already in bos. Tight little buggers have bought up all the good stock already, my life.
Just my way of celebrating the defeat of that dreadful law which would have made such jokes imprisonable. They should be anyway, for being so bad, but not for inciting racial or religious ridicule!!!
Enough. I'm off to find some christians to introduce to lions and work out why the hell all those jews go to the wailing wall. It's like a Mecca to them.
;-)
(Not meaning to offend anyone, but if I am - Oh what the hell, I don't really care)

Turn your sound up and listen carefully (click twice)
http://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf

Oh sh*t mun Alan, you only forgot the Welsh mun, don't leave us Welsh out boyo, isn't it. Oh, an' by the way, don't trust that London Rubber Company - bought a pack of ribbed the other day an' there was a leek in wun of 'em.

Ok Kim, I admit it. Your jokes are worse.
No need to take the p155 out of the Taffys though.
I just put on a link to every post Dil ever made!!
;-)

:-D

Anyway, you've done it now. You've got me thinking, and when that starts I have to go have a lie down!
What I'm thinking though, is why are there 3 in a packet?
At some point when the first disposable condoms were packaged up, some marketing geek had to work out the best number to sell them in, to maximise profits, and he came up with 3! Why? What is the significance of 3?
Was that aimed at being a family pack? Cos 3 times a night is average? To appeal to the Irish to be sure, to be sure, to be sure.
I think we deserve answers and I may just research the point of why a packet of 3 came into being.
I'll report back.

Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief, Taffy came to my house and stole (not a leg of beef but) 2 of my condoms.........good job there were 3 in the pack. Well, it may help your quest.

Up yer in Wales, we done know much bout contrainterception or whateva it is. Me girlfriend said I couldn't 'av sex with her unless I 'ad a condom. Went to the sweet shop, ironmongers, stockbroker, everywhere...they didn't sell 'em; then I went to the chemist an' they 'ad some. Well, I told the girl behind the counter I didn't know what they were, or what to do with 'em so she showed me 'ow to use 'em by rollin' one over 'er thumb. Great, I thought, tonight's the night boyo. Well, afta we done it like, yew know what I mean done yew?!, she said,"you did 'ave a condom on did'n yew boyo?" So I held up my thumb....................anyway, off to feed baby Daffyd now.

Post is down to a bare minimum now bos

just whipping up some cream to go with that !! :)

Go to bed bos ,,you know what your nan said ,,you'll go blind..

jimmy, is that cos it keeps getting in me eyes?

just listening to some frank, and thinking , does it get any cooler?

Yes bos it can , try the Verve or someone like that ,your not old yet ..

Or how about a packet of marmite flavoured twiglets and the Black Lace party album???

Now your talking Al ,,,i always knew you were the cool one amongst us ,,don't forget Chris De Burgh...

verve my arse!!! one good, stolen rift and ashcroft is elevated to god-like status. in truth, there was the stone roses. all the rest are just copies.

Get a grip.
The only true songwriter the world has seen for decades is Mr Paul Weller.
Now that is musical genius.

Bollocks ,, the Verve made some great stuff (as did the stone Roses ) Oasis nicked a lot of rifts but they were still good.

Don't forget Rog ,,how cool was he !!