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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

hewittalan6 - 01 Feb 2006 18:28 - 3709 of 81564

Ok Kim, I admit it. Your jokes are worse.
No need to take the p155 out of the Taffys though.
I just put on a link to every post Dil ever made!!
;-)

kimoldfield - 01 Feb 2006 18:30 - 3710 of 81564

:-D

hewittalan6 - 01 Feb 2006 18:37 - 3711 of 81564

Anyway, you've done it now. You've got me thinking, and when that starts I have to go have a lie down!
What I'm thinking though, is why are there 3 in a packet?
At some point when the first disposable condoms were packaged up, some marketing geek had to work out the best number to sell them in, to maximise profits, and he came up with 3! Why? What is the significance of 3?
Was that aimed at being a family pack? Cos 3 times a night is average? To appeal to the Irish to be sure, to be sure, to be sure.
I think we deserve answers and I may just research the point of why a packet of 3 came into being.
I'll report back.

kimoldfield - 01 Feb 2006 18:45 - 3712 of 81564

Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief, Taffy came to my house and stole (not a leg of beef but) 2 of my condoms.........good job there were 3 in the pack. Well, it may help your quest.

kimoldfield - 01 Feb 2006 19:05 - 3713 of 81564

Up yer in Wales, we done know much bout contrainterception or whateva it is. Me girlfriend said I couldn't 'av sex with her unless I 'ad a condom. Went to the sweet shop, ironmongers, stockbroker, everywhere...they didn't sell 'em; then I went to the chemist an' they 'ad some. Well, I told the girl behind the counter I didn't know what they were, or what to do with 'em so she showed me 'ow to use 'em by rollin' one over 'er thumb. Great, I thought, tonight's the night boyo. Well, afta we done it like, yew know what I mean done yew?!, she said,"you did 'ave a condom on did'n yew boyo?" So I held up my thumb....................anyway, off to feed baby Daffyd now.

chocolat - 02 Feb 2006 00:12 - 3714 of 81564



Post is down to a bare minimum now bos

bosley - 02 Feb 2006 00:24 - 3715 of 81564



just whipping up some cream to go with that !! :)

jimmy b - 02 Feb 2006 00:25 - 3716 of 81564

Go to bed bos ,,you know what your nan said ,,you'll go blind..

bosley - 02 Feb 2006 00:26 - 3717 of 81564

jimmy, is that cos it keeps getting in me eyes?

bosley - 02 Feb 2006 00:31 - 3718 of 81564



just listening to some frank, and thinking , does it get any cooler?

jimmy b - 02 Feb 2006 09:17 - 3719 of 81564

Yes bos it can , try the Verve or someone like that ,your not old yet ..

hewittalan6 - 02 Feb 2006 09:18 - 3720 of 81564

Or how about a packet of marmite flavoured twiglets and the Black Lace party album???

jimmy b - 02 Feb 2006 09:35 - 3721 of 81564

Now your talking Al ,,,i always knew you were the cool one amongst us ,,don't forget Chris De Burgh...

bosley - 02 Feb 2006 09:39 - 3722 of 81564

verve my arse!!! one good, stolen rift and ashcroft is elevated to god-like status. in truth, there was the stone roses. all the rest are just copies.

hewittalan6 - 02 Feb 2006 09:44 - 3723 of 81564

Get a grip.
The only true songwriter the world has seen for decades is Mr Paul Weller.
Now that is musical genius.

jimmy b - 02 Feb 2006 09:47 - 3724 of 81564

Bollocks ,, the Verve made some great stuff (as did the stone Roses ) Oasis nicked a lot of rifts but they were still good.

jimmy b - 02 Feb 2006 09:52 - 3725 of 81564



Don't forget Rog ,,how cool was he !!

hewittalan6 - 02 Feb 2006 09:55 - 3726 of 81564

Oh the classics Roger wrote. They just trip off the tongue.
Remember all those wonderful memories like...............
Erm..........I'll get back to you on that.

jimmy b - 02 Feb 2006 09:59 - 3727 of 81564

Well c'mon Al ,,your not really a fan are you !! what about ,i'm going to leave old Durham Town ,,classic ..

hewittalan6 - 02 Feb 2006 10:01 - 3728 of 81564

Sorry mate. I have been neglecting my Roger Whittaker studies for some time now in favour of smearing my testicles in crab paste and dangling them in our local pike pond.
Still think Paul Weller is the top man though.
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