Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

doesn't matter what happens for the rest of the year. this thread should win funniest thread award just on today's posts.

someone just smacked me on the head - I must have been dreaming ??

A bacon sandwich walks into a pub a says 'a pint of bitter please' 'sorry mate we dont serve food'' repies the barman

Notice in the same bar

Ham Sandwich 2.50
Turkey and Salad Sandwich 2.75
Hand Job 10

A lovely looking barmaid comes through the door behind bar. 'are you the lady who gives the hand jobs' ask a customer, 'yes' says the baramid '' well do us favour wash your hands and make us a ham sandwich will ya''

If at first you don't succeed - it's probably not a good idea to take up skydiving.

Any views on a company called Zambezi Nickle, new to the market, but it has two great mineral deposites (according to Investors Chronical)...
Mitaba Prospect:
The Mitaba Project occupies a total strike length of 11 kilometres, within which occur two main complexes of successive ultramafic (komatiite) lava flows, 3.3 kilometres apart.
Paulwi Prospect:
The pear-shaped Paulwi intrusion has been gravity-differentiated into a gabbroic upper portion of 3,000 metres depth and basal serpentinised dunite portion of 2,000 metres depth... [goes on to say] comparable to the deposit being mined at the 11 million ton per annum operation at Mt Keith, Western Australia.

better to start new thread tonker!

ok

Don't think you've quite got the hang of this threads purpose, Tonker.
But please pay us all a visit anytime.
Preferred subjects are jokes, food and naked women.
If a PLC starts that provides naked, humorous lady chefs for gentlemens parties, we will be sure to research them and provide you with in-depth analysis of their investment value.
Alan

can't think of any , alan. do you fancy starting one?? i mean, i think between us on this thread we've got everything necessary. i'm game .......... as long as i can do the head hunting ;)

bos or jimmy Not Al
Here's one for you, OK Al as well.

http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf

Tonker
Looks like a nice place Zambezi you sure they got any Nickle.

Heres a fun one for you


http://www.goalpoker.com/penalty_strip/goalPoker_01.html

driver, fundie....... 'tastic. still not found the ball and it's amazing how many penalties you can score once the motivation is there!!! :)

If anyones getting dragged to the shops today, try these to brighten it all up a bit;


1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares, "and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.


5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera. Use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.


10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while. Then, yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Cheers driver ,i couldn't do it ,, Fundy i was never any good at football ,i could take penalties foe England now..Where do you all find these ??

jimmy, what are you trying to say?

I found it funny bos (that game)..

Actually bos ,,i think madness is finally setting in ...

Boring start to the week ,, now if i was having an extention built today ..