Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I think he is the ruler of Al gebra isn't he Al er....too many Al's now!
Kim

Nah. Dubya is more into trigger-nometry.

There once was a judge called Judge Linger,
Afore whom a court case it did linger,
Til Stanelco said
We'll settle outside, instead,
So stop talking such shit, Mr Blinger

There was a court case, rumbled on,
And caused Blinger to comment upon,
But his snipes were so weak,
They sent us to sleep,
And now hes renamed Mogadon.

I can think of loads more!!!
If I'm not sent large amounts of cash, I might keep posting 'em.
Alan

Cheque's in the post!
Kim

Not Enough.

There was a resident of Maida Vale,
Who should have been sent to jail,
As an insult to mankind,
He was merely fined,
A good job, cos he can't afford bail (since his shorting problems)

A Lord who thought he was IT
Upset people, more than a bit.
Till a short cost him a mint,
and then left him skint,
But me. I don't give a .......................

Sorry, can't think how to end that one.

Well known clothing chain?

Not bad, Kim. But it doesn't quite scan.

Oh FCUK.

Special treat for Bos and Jimmy. Can't put the piccies on here for obvious reasons but enjoy the links

Poll Dancing

Lap Dancing

Hi Al had to go out today ,thanks for the link ,but whats there ????

Poll dancing and Lap dancing Jimmy, just as it says on the tin!!

That's not what i see ,just some old fashioned picture ,and a frumpy website.

Whats all this about ?

I get it ,Pole dancing ..

Amusing things lose all their amusement when they have to be explained.
Thats the Lap dancing. Its all about the Finnish dances.
The poll dancing one is Polish dancing .........the polka???
Never mind.
Hope you enjoyed International "lets trash Blinger day".
I certainly did.
:-)))

I mean, I know the jokes weren't that funny, but I had to do something due to the reaction to my poetic verse, you bunch of phillistines.

An elderly couple were attending church services, about halfway through
she leans
over and says, "I just had a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"


He replies, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

All from me - have a nice weekend all